World's Shortest Books - yeah, silly

I'm easily amused.

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson


MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introductionby
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

How To Treat A Coalburner With Respect
By: A. Nigger

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Originally Posted by IseDaDiva

I'm easily amused.

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson


MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introductionby
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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Niggers with a triple digit IQ!!

The fact that Mahatma Gandhi never got the Peace Prize but Barry O. did has turned it into The Insult Award. Samuel Little needs to get it next, for killing a septic-tankload of coons and doing his part for world peace.

Gandhi wasn't as peaceful as everyone thinks he is.

He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution, and he hated niggers.

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Originally Posted by NigShitPigShit

The fact that Mahatma Gandhi never got the Peace Prize but Barry O. did has turned it into The Insult Award. Samuel Little needs to get it next, for killing a septic-tankload of coons and doing his part for world peace.

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Any award given to a nigger automatically negates the significance of the award.

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Originally Posted by Goodman Grey

He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution

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No! Did he really say that?!?! Aa. To hell with him then. I want a refund.

Years ago, I started but didn't finish reading his autobiography. Now I gotta read it to prove Goodman Grey wrong :)

Something to look forward to should I not die in the upcoming civil war! (proving Goodman Grey wrong, that is! :D )

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Originally Posted by Goodman Grey

and he hated niggers.

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You say that like it's a bad thing :lmao

So my world's shortest books contribution will be, "Things I Know about Gandhi, Who Hated Niggers" (to keep it on-category)!

The shortest nigger book would be --
Wakandan Physics

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Originally Posted by Goodman Grey

Gandhi wasn't as peaceful as everyone thinks he is.

He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution, and he hated niggers.

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Who doesn't hate them? Another short book:

"Those Who Truly Love Niggers".

World's Shortest Books? How about

"Niggers I've Met While Yachting"

Worlds shortest book?

The usefulness of niggers and liberals
By Jim Crow

Ah dang you got me!
I took your title seriously.

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Originally Posted by Shaiitarrio Brown

-The German book of humor

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You must not have met many Germans! :lmao

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Originally Posted by AFN_Weasel

World's Shortest Books? How about

"Niggers I've Met While Yachting"

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Well, I guess those slave ships were just big yachts right? You remember when tennis and golf were exclusively human sports? Then the niggers were encouraged to ' get equal ' and start fucking these things up for the white man? I'm sure it's only a matter of time before niggers get into yachting and ruin this for everybody.

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Originally Posted by Shaiitarrio Brown

-Negroes I have met while yachting
-Book of Black scientists & inventions
-My Plan to Find the Real Killers By O.J. Simpson
-Things I Would Not Do for Money By Dennis Rodman
-Al Gore: The Wild Years
-The Lawyer's handbook of Ethics
-Career Opportunities for Liberal Studies Majors
-Good American beers: An overview

-The Ultimate List of Good English Lovers

-The German book of humor

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Those are very funny, but, no anti-Semitic slurs. I give only one warning on those.

I also deleted the one about Italians. There are lots of them who've been war heroes on the right side, like those who fought against Mussolini.