Originally Posted by
Sandy
I turned on the TV and just had to watch Hot Bench for a while. What happens when an irresistible niggerbuck runs into an immovable niggersow? TNB. TNB galore!
Niggersow Heaven was driving around without a license, actually bragging it had for "years." It hit the opened door of the niggerbuck's car. Well, Heaven called its niggerpotamus mammy Jalisa, which as a typical worthless nigger with no job and nothing better to do, could show up five minutes later. They started taking sail foam video of the ensuing TNB, which unfortunately ended when the niggerbuck hit the phone out of the niggersow's paw, then ran to the ground and kicked it.
Incredibly enough, it was the niggerbuck that was suing. It claimed damages to its car, and that from the accident, its leg was "crushed," and one of the judges said he noticed the nigger walked in without a limp. It claimed its insurance company said it wasn't at fault, which turned out to be a no-fault closure like so many insurers do. Just imagine the adjusters trying to make sense of all the TNB. The niggerbuck claimed it had an MRI and x-rays, none of which it brought in. The other white judge pointed out later how the niggerbuck said "I don't recall" when asked if it knocked out the sail foam.
So in the end, no judgment for the niggerbuck. Under California law, it was responsible for making sure it was safe to open its car door, no matter that the niggersow was driving around without a license. I have to ask, how was it able to get and keep insurance without a license?! Or is that how California does it? Well, in the end the judges said they had no reason to deny the niggersow's counterclaim for its sail foam, but they didn't give the punititive damages the niggersow wanted.