So I'm at home watching Hulu during a late night laundry load. It's roughly 3 in the morning and I hear a knock on my door. I'm thinking to myself the only person it could be is my landlord asking me to turn down the TV or something. I open the door and all I see is teeth. A nigger is at my door. He asks if I have a phone he could use. I lie and say I don't have one. I can't remember what he said but I get slightly tongue tied in fear and mumble some nonsense. He says "I ain't trying to be weird, but I'm stranded on the side of the road, do you have a phone I could use out here?" I lie more sternly this time and say again "I don't have one." The buck rolls his eyes and luckily walks away. I go back to my show and hear tires screeching a couple seconds later. My best guess is that he was trying to flag down traffic on the main road I live on. When my alarm went off saying my laundry was done I went to grab a laundry basket and my gun for obvious reasons. Luckily the nigger didn't return but I wasn't sure what to expect. I was too afraid to go to sleep at this point for obvious reasons. Niggers don't take "no" very well but luckily this wasn't nigmart so he didn't have the option of talking to someone else, which is a standard response to no for a nigger. I'm slightly worried this nigger might return and try to burn the house down because that's what niggers do as you all well know. This could have ended way worse (the nigger shoving his way in to do God knows what). Scary night to say the least. I'm guessing he was at a nearby bar getting "crunk" if his car broke down at all. I didn't ask details. 3 in the fucking morning and trying to make his problems yts.
