Maybe only rotorheads will get these... plus probable cause of crash:

Originally Posted by Whitey Ford

...he wouldn't be flyin' around on batwings right now.

-I believe those are called ROTARY bat wings AKA whirlybats.

-Heard it was a Niggkorsky s76.

-Suck, squeeze, burn, blow. Yeah, I guess he pretty much got them. Maybe just not in the right order.

-Cause of a accident was a loose meat servo nut between the cyclic and the collective.

-May have been Black on brains, but not on fuel (judging by the burn marks on the hillside).

-IFR&VFR not BLM rated.

-They're called Jeebus nuts, not mudhammed nuts.

Whoa, black (bitchin) betty, BAM-A-LAM!!!


Yep, Helo airframes and wings are not supposed to achieve the same speed midflight. This incident may turn out to be what I've suspected this whole time: Pilot pressure due to customer demands. This is never a good mix and is usually caused by rich assholes that can end your career if you don't do what you are told:

https://tgtrends.com.ng/news/ara-zob...d-to-know.html
In 2017, Lakers general manager Rob Pelinka told the Los Angeles Times that his life flashed before his eyes during a helicopter trip with Bryant. Pelinka said, “My life was flashing before my eyes. I almost had a heart attack. Kobe’s just sitting there calm and collected.” Pelinka said that Bryant had instructed the pilot to perform elaborate military-style maneuvers during their trip together.


To top it off I call this one hilarious Freudian slip:

https://news.grabien.com/story-while...r-somehow-says
MSNBC’s Sunday anchor Alison Morris made easily the worst reporting gaffe in 2020.
While interviewing sports journalists about the tragic and untimely death of Kobe Bryant, Morris somehow mixed up the “Los Angeles Lakers” with what sounded to viewers like the “Los Angeles N*ggers.”

The pilot, from what I have gathered so far, might have been a Gypshun magic carpet flight certified dune coon as well.

This story just keeps getting better.

His only fault was that he took flight on a raycisss Whitey aircraft. if he would've just flown on his gypshun kang flyin' pyramid instead, he wouldn't be flyin' around on batwings right now.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Basketball Nigger Kobe Bryant is dayed! His helicopter fell out of the sky.

So much for the Egyptian power of flight!

The peanut haided nigger got batwinged!! I hope that @$$lifter farrakoon is next!!

This is what happens when niggers don't regularly practice with their magic melanin powers.

Use 'em or lose 'em.

Sports Nigger Kobe Bryant won't be coming down to breakfast no more

Basketball Nigger Kobe Bryant is dayed! His helicopter fell out of the sky.

So much for the Egyptian power of flight!