Originally Posted by Celticgirl

Someone I knew worked at a hotel and Elton John and his gay checked in. The person just remembers all the pudding Elton John had. He was checking in his stuff and there was all this pudding.

Tins of jizz

I cant tell, are those chicken feathers that nigger has pasted all over? Yea...2 peas in a pod...Disgusting

Someone I knew worked at a hotel and Elton John and his gay checked in. The person just remembers all the pudding Elton John had. He was checking in his stuff and there was all this pudding.

When I was an engineering apprentice, my journeyman for the month told me to drill through a joist to install some cabling. I used a much bigger bit than he expected. He roared with anger at me... " what the fuck you done with that? Now it looks like Elton John's fucking asshole !! "

Still makes me chuckle 30 years on

Back in the days when people were characters and not shaped by liberal pressure.

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings.

Quickly checking nobody is watching, Robbie pulls aside her G-String, and bonks her senseless!

He then stands back and says to Elton, "Your turn!"

Elton bursts into tears.

"What's up?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!!"

Originally Posted by Coon Club Road

Has anyone ever heard Elton John fart?

Queef

Isn’t that the satanic shoe nigger?

Originally Posted by Coon Club Road

Has anyone ever heard Elton John fart?

Lol. Whoosh

Has anyone ever heard Elton John fart?

"Elton John and Lil Nas X have teamed up for the latest installment of the Uber Eats campaign Tonight I'll Be Eating"


Yep... tonight that queer will be eating a tootsie roll pole for sure!

What did you expect? Elton John is a liberal. And he’s probably had his share of tootsie poles.Two fruitcakes collaborating.I’m not surprised.

Holy shit look at that nigger. Makes that faggot Elton John look low-key. I wasn't familiar with the Daily Mail until I joined this site, but that's got to be right at the top of nigger worshipping sites to ever exist.

Elton John and Nas X in Uber Nigger Eats Advert!!

Shame on you Elton!..All this Black Coddling Just get's worse!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-campaign.html