Some old jokes

These jokes have been ringing in my head for a while so I thought why not post them in here. First one is a bit improved version.


A muslim, a Kenyan and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says "Fuck off, Obama! We don't serve niggers here".

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A muslim with a dog walks into a bar. The bartender shouts "Hey, don't bring that filthy, hairy creature in here!". The dog says "sorry Ahmad, you'll have to wait outside".