These were at one time jokingly referred to as "egg corns (acorns)," words and/or phrases that mean one thing but are said or spelled incorrectly.



For all intensive porpoises.

Hearbuds.

Go-fast. (In reference to engines)

Lesser of two equals.

Old timer's disease. (Alzheimer's)

Pre Madonna.

"Take it for granite."

Sail foam.

Hi ho, hi ho

One is a song sung by the seven dwarfs in Snow White.

The other is a nigger greeting two female acquaintances.

Axe :

1. tool for cutting wood and such.

2. A statement or word used in order to obtain an answer or some information.

Amber Lamps :

1. Lamps that have a shade of amber in the hue.

2. What the sheboons, coalburners, and niglets ride in to the hospital (or hopefully the morgue) after the buck chimps out.

Violets :

This one is a triple-tiered Niggernym -

1. Purple colored flowers

2. The color purple (no, not that stupid movie with Whoopi and Oprah)

3. The act of niggers in mid chimpout.

Foo :

1. What niggers eat.

2. People who are unaware or willfully ignorant.

Nicka :

1. A coin worth 5 cents

2. A male buck of dark skinned persuasion and low IQ

Do you know what a Negronym is?

In Negro speak a Negronym is a word that sounds the same, spelled the same but has two different meanings. Example:

Cod:
One is a fish the other is something you play poker with.

Cone: One is something you put ice cream into the other you put butter on and eat it off the cob.

Lot:: One is a place you park your car the other is something you turn on to see in the dark. As in lot bowb!

How many can you think of?