Originally Posted by Jenkemologist

The blast pattern of the jenkem remnants is centralized around the nigger's double nozzle air intake ram scoop and extend outward radially across the frontal region of its coconut.

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A Forensic Look

Originally Posted by Rastus Jenkem

JEEBUS MAING!! It looks like that nigger couldn't wait for the jenkem to ferment properly and got it straight from a sow's ass after it ate at Taco Bell.

The blast pattern of the jenkem remnants is centralized around the nigger's double nozzle air intake ram scoop and extend outward radially across the frontal region of its coconut. This indicates a close proximity to a forceful expulsion of jenkem fumes. The jenkem spatter presents as a combination of moderate to high velocity droplets with teardrop shapes, droplets with tails and specks of mist. The probability is high, and the evidence is consistent with, that this nigger was attempting to inhale jenkem vapors directly from a niggapotamus anus. The jenkem blast pattern suggests the nigger had its double nozzle air intake ram scoop pressed against a niggapotamus anus at the time of a forceful expulsion of pressurized jenkem gasses and fecal remnant matter. As the blast occurred, the force caused the nigger's coconut to whip back and, as the jenkem gasses and material continued to erupt forth from the niggapotamus anus, some of it entered the nigger's chicken intake slot as it opened in surprise and became attached to chopping, crushing and grinding teeth. The further the nigger's coconut was pushed away from the source of the blast, the slower the jenkem particle velocity became, resulting in the jenkem blast pattern observed on this nigger's face.
If the nigger had inhaled jenkem gases from a non-pressurized jenkem fermentation vessel, the pattern of jenkem remnants (if any) would have a more smeared appearance, loosely attached chunks and rounded droplets of slow velocity origin.

Furthermore, the nigger's antisocial, dangerous and criminal actions of menacing animal control officers with a hammer and pointing a laser at aircraft in an attempt to cause a crash for it's own amusement is consistent with jenkem intoxication.

Originally Posted by Rastus Jenkem

JEEBUS MAING!! It looks like that nigger couldn't wait for the jenkem to ferment properly and got it straight from a sow's ass after it ate at Taco Bell.

I applaud you for your way with words, but still...

I'm not gay or anything but that is the prettiest nigger i have ever seen.

Hygiene

Originally Posted by tweakstick

Those wrinkles on it's fow-hayuud were caused it's septum perforating it's skull due to the jenkem fume ignition blast. I'm sure no traumatic brain injury was caused by this as no frontal lobe was present to damage.

Always remember, niggers, extinguish all blunts and crack pipes before huffing fresh jenkem straight from the ass tap. It's a wonder the sow wasn't injured as well from exploding gas pockets.

Is that more jenkem on the nigger's teef, or are the teef wired in to better withstand jenkem fume ignition blasts?

Next time someone asks why niggers smell so bad, show them this picture of this nigger. This is a part of why niggers reek. Niggers don't brush the jenkem from their teeth carefully getting off their grills. And they don't wipe their asses or the jenkem off their faces. They just shuffle around emitting the stench of a full porta toilet in the sun at a music concert. (Which, by the way, they've been known to go into to huff jenkem and muh dik sows.)

Those wrinkles on it's fow-hayuud were caused it's septum perforating it's skull due to the jenkem fume ignition blast. I'm sure no traumatic brain injury was caused by this as no frontal lobe was present to damage.

Always remember, niggers, extinguish all blunts and crack pipes before huffing fresh jenkem straight from the ass tap. It's a wonder the sow wasn't injured as well from exploding gas pockets.

Mega BARF! That nigger looks like the bat fairy has been pooping on its face! Hopefully, the fairy will make it good soon.

Jenkem Straight From The Source

JEEBUS MAING!! It looks like that nigger couldn't wait for the jenkem to ferment properly and got it straight from a sow's ass after it ate at Taco Bell. Then again, maybe it was already fermented inside the sow. A true jenkem factory - a jenkem microbrewery. Sowpotamus Brand Jenkem Vapors. What a deal for a nigger! An evening of muh-dik and fresh jenkem huffing. 💩🤢🤮 Then to cap off the evening, head on down to the airport and try to create some excitement by pointing a laser at airplanes and try to get one to crash.

Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate

That nigger would make great avatar material.

Indeed it would! "Jenkem Face" (sounds like a character from a horror movie). Or Mr. Bojangles cousin, "Mr. BoJenkem".

🎵🎸🎹 "I knew a groid, BoJenkem and it'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Brillo hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants, the old soft poo" 🎹🎸🎵
(For any youngsters, "Mr. Bojangles was a song by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band).

I know people are said to be "shitfaced" when they drink too much booze, but it's not a literal thing like getting "jenkem-faced", as it's picture clearly shows. It's worthy of being added to the mugshot section I think.

This link has a video of the jenkem-faced nigger caught in the act of it's niggershines.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...ers-at-landing

At first I thought this was the same story as the dumb shit with the AR "testing" his pointer acting like a nigger. Turns out it is a seperate case. WTF is it with Florida?

That nigger would make great avatar material.

Nigger Points Laser at Airplanes

A nigger named Charlie Chapman Jr was arrested for pointing lasers at planes trying to land at a Florida airport and injuring a pilot. It also pointed the laser at a sheriff's helicopter as it was locating it. One pilot said the laser hit him directly in the eyes and caused temporary blindness and lingering blurred vision. As animal control officers approached it sitting on a forklift, it grabbed a hammer and started making striking motions. The officers used a taser gun on it, took it the local pound and caged it.

This is how niggers behave when they huff too much jenkem. It's obvious this nigger was huffing massive amounts jenkem as remnants of it are splattered all over its face.



https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/...planes-landed/