Charmilia conjures Satan by setting fire to her apartment to avoid 'witchcraft trap'- but first takes out those annoying Ceiling Birds

[Whitey Ford]

"Ceiling Birds" a.k.a. smoke detectors have long puzzled niggers..
'Witchcraft Traps' and 'Satanic' Rituals: Woman Allegedly Explains How Fire Was Set to Her Wisconsin Apartment (https://people.com/woman-apartment-set-on-fire-because-of-witchcraft-traps-satanic-rituals-8767226)

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A Wisconsin woman arrested after allegedly starting a fire in her apartment earlier this month has provided an unconventional explanation for the blaze: "witchcraft."

The woman, Charmilia Jeffries, was charged with one felony count of arson of building without owner's consent after allegedly starting a fire in her apartment in northwest Milwaukee on Saturday, Dec. 21, according to jail records viewed by PEOPLE.

Ahhhhh sheeit. Wait for it.


According to a criminal complaint obtained by the outlet, Jeffries, 36, had previously told her son to take the smoke detectors out of her unit because they were suspicious.

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She also allegedly gave a cryptic statement to authorities, telling detectives that someone had been putting “witchcraft traps” in her home, and referring to the culprit or culprits only as “they.”

"It is a satanic, um, ritual that they do, they do around these times,” she told authorities, per WISN. ”They been sitting me up, putting witchcraft traps around my house."

[Groid_Rage]

LOL, niggers have an inability to do the simplest tasks, yet according to them they invented everything.

[Niggers are Useless]

I can’t stop laughing over the ceiling birds. I keep picturing the monkey knuckling around looking for the source of the chirping. That’s funny shit right there. Thanks for the laugh.

[Groid_Rage]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ceiling%20Bird


Ceiling Bird

(Noun.) A constantly chirping(hence why they are birds,) smoke detector which is usually mounted on the ceiling, perhaps unbeknownst to its owner that it is indeed in need of a new battery.

These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:

a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.

b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.

c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
*beep*...*beep*...*beep*
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
by nightbang September 1, 2023

[Nigroids]

Nigras in general are a mighty superstitious bunch. Hell, in Afreaka they kill niglets they believe are using witchcraft. Superstitious - and dumber than a fencepost.

[Jim Crow]

Nigger burnt down it’s nest and no batwings? that’s ground for life in prison, right there!

[Niggers are Useless]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ceiling%20Bird

That’s hilarious. I may have to steal this one.

[Groid_Rage]

That’s hilarious. I may have to steal this one.That is a good site for studying niggerology.

[Niggers are Useless]

[QUOTE=Groid_Rage;267096]That is a good site for studying niggerology.[

Niggerology should be a required course from grade school thru graduate studies. Niggers are useless approves of this course.