A feel good story

[Turd Ferguson]

The other evening one of the local basketball- americans was walking on the other side of the street and knuckle dragged itself right into a yellowjacket nest. The refrigerator sized buck took off ooking, eeking and flailing it's monkey arms while attempting to run from the little yellow bastards. It made it about 20 feet before it's sagging pants fell down, causing it to fall right on it's hideous face. It got back up, clutching it's pants and ran down the block while still being divebombed by dozens of the flying jerks. Unfortunately, it happened so quick and I was laughing too hard to whip out my electronic leash to film it. Absolutely made my day! I feel I should sneak over to their nest and leave them a little treat for a job well done.

[Chimpwhipper]

The icing on the cake would have been if Shitronius had been run over by a car or attacked by a pit bull

[haywood]

The other evening one of the local basketball- americans was walking on the other side of the street and knuckle dragged itself right into a yellowjacket nest. The refrigerator sized buck took off ooking, eeking and flailing it's monkey arms while attempting to run from the little yellow bastards. It made it about 20 feet before it's sagging pants fell down, causing it to fall right on it's hideous face. It got back up, clutching it's pants and ran down the block while still being divebombed by dozens of the flying jerks. Unfortunately, it happened so quick and I was laughing too hard to whip out my electronic leash to film it. Absolutely made my day! I feel I should sneak over to their nest and leave them a little treat for a job well done.

Outstanding!!

[CoonsЯus]

Surprised than any creature would contemplate inserting itself into any nigger, wasps, bees and hornets included.

[haywood]

Surprised than any creature would contemplate inserting itself into any nigger, wasps, bees and hornets included.

Insects would get stds!!

[Jim Crow]

Too bad the nigger didn’t bust it coconut head open on the sidewalk.

[Coon Town]

Too bad the nog was not allergic. That would have been really funny...and satisfying.

[Sandy]

Surprised than any creature would contemplate inserting itself into any nigger, wasps, bees and hornets included.


Insects would get stds!!

The poor bees just didn't know what they were in for.

I always have suspected that a mosquito having freshly sucked HIV-tainted blood could transmit the virus. But with niggers, the potency of the tiniest drop of nigger blood, with all the STDs, would make a mosquito drop dead before it could find another target.


Too bad the nigger didn’t bust it coconut head open on the sidewalk.

The poor sidewalk! More likely the nigger would leave cracks and maybe a small crater.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Too bad the nigger didn’t bust it coconut head open on the sidewalk.
It’s hard to crack one of those open with a sledgehammer.

[Jim Crow]

It’s hard to crack one of those open with a sledgehammer.

Hand me the 12 pounder from the back of my truck, we can take turns trying to prove your theory wrong! Lol!

[Sandy]

Hand me the 12 pounder from the back of my truck, we can take turns trying to prove your theory wrong! Lol!

I don't know, man, you'd be risking a perfectly good tool! We see various videos of niggers getting hit by cars and surviving, and I remember a clip of a sow jumping several feet down onto a buck as part of a "dance." The buck had no problem getting up after an impact that would easily kill you or me. You might have a chance with a typical nigger if it has osteoporosis.

[Jim Crow]

I don't know, man, you'd be risking a perfectly good tool! We see various videos of niggers getting hit by cars and surviving, and I remember a clip of a sow jumping several feet down onto a buck as part of a "dance." The buck had no problem getting up after an impact that would easily kill you or me. You might have a chance with a typical nigger if it has osteoporosis.

Maybe so,but it would be fun trying.I’ve broken many cast iron tubs in pieces using that 12lb sledge.