What kind of articles would you find in a magazine for mudsharks?

[Whitey Ford]

I couldn't finish this mudshark magazine cover 'cuz I can't think of any article headlines to put on the cover. Anyone got any ideas?

https://i.ibb.co/PFCM4JY/mudsharkmagazine.jpg

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

How about “ I fall down the stairs a lot” :lol

[LaraLoganisaSaint]

I'm trying to think of something Iskra Lawrence would say, but I'm eating and I don't want to look at her and her gorilla or their quadroon.
I'm sure she'd say something asinine like "Do your part, be an ally." or some stupid shit like that.

[Ignatow]

Finding your rich athlete buck

How to answer humans who hate your choice in a mate

Tips on getting child support

From one buck to another

Can't judge my choices, haters

They're just like us, really