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DavidAllenNiggertoe
02-05-2023, 02:14 PM
Homo Erectus decided to BBQ its sow.

As usual, mammy was out hunting for mo' muh dikk when Papa buck arrived to torch the crib.

Well, it didn't get its sow, but it did get its 3 unattended niglets...

Pappy left town so the fambly could enjoy the leftovers.... :nigbbq


https://www.tuko.co.ke/kenya/493313-nairobi-3-young-boys-burnt-death-man-targeting-estranged-wife-sets-house-fire/

IseDaDiva
02-05-2023, 06:16 PM
I love Africoon "news", even though it's often just crap the "reporters" make up. It's always so freaky and packed with TNB. I liked the crispy niglet story (too bad the breeder sow escaped) but enjoyed this one even more:


The Saturday, February 4, accident at around 10pm involved an Isuzu lorry which had 26 passengers onboard and other assorted goods. Fourteen passengers died on the spot while the remaining 12 sustained various injuries. They were rushed to Lodwar County and Referral Hospital for treatment.


This Africoon "Passenger vehicle". :lol

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DavidAllenNiggertoe
02-05-2023, 09:35 PM
enjoyed this one even more:

This Africoon "Passenger vehicle". :lol

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Indeed, there is so much nigger fail it's almost impossible to keep up with it ! I like this one better too, 14 batwings in a death trap "city bus" . :lmao
Most of the public transport in Apefrica is some version of this, and it probably happens all the time.

IseDaDiva
02-06-2023, 12:09 AM
Indeed, there is so much nigger fail it's almost impossible to keep up with it ! I like this one better too, 14 batwings in a death trap "city bus" . :lmao
Most of the public transport in Apefrica is some version of this, and it probably happens all the time.

This one is even better! 14 groids from the same troop made good going to a funeral. :lol Honestly, those nogs have such difficulty controlling YT's motorized vehicles. I think they should stick to ox carts.

https://i.imgur.com/a0KxH3U.png

Imagine the mess that made?

https://www.tuko.co.ke/world/africa/493298-14-family-members-burry-kin-die-head-collision-coffin-shattered/
Tanzania: 14 Family Members Going to Bury Kin Die after Head-on Collision, Coffin Carrying Deceased Shatters Read more: https://www.tuko.co.ke/world/africa/493298-14-family-members-burry-kin-die-head-collision-coffin-shattered/

tweakstick
02-06-2023, 12:45 AM
This one is even better! 14 groids from the same troop made good going to a funeral. :lol Honestly, those nogs have such difficulty controlling YT's motorized vehicles. I think they should stick to ox carts.
Imagine the mess that made?
http://www.chimpout.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=21885&d=1675656225


You gotta love that custom baby shit yellow painted DNS box.

IseDaDiva
02-06-2023, 12:24 PM
You gotta love that custom baby shit yellow painted DNS box.

I'm pondering this. How will they make another 14 baby shit yellow dead nigger boxes, all at once? Considering the speed at which niggers work, all the carcasses could rot or be vulture food by then. What if the rest of the fambly and all those flimsy dead boxes crash again on the way to plant the groids?

Considering the state of their vee-hickles (like the one above)and the niggers' historical inability to drive, this could go on until there are no groids left in the village.

Nollywood can make a movie about it.

I aint bin dun did dat!
02-06-2023, 01:28 PM
This one is even better! 14 groids from the same troop made good going to a funeral. :lol Honestly, those nogs have such difficulty controlling YT's motorized vehicles. I think they should stick to ox carts.

https://i.imgur.com/a0KxH3U.png

Imagine the mess that made?

https://www.tuko.co.ke/world/africa/493298-14-family-members-burry-kin-die-head-collision-coffin-shattered/
Tanzania: 14 Family Members Going to Bury Kin Die after Head-on Collision, Coffin Carrying Deceased Shatters Read more: https://www.tuko.co.ke/world/africa/493298-14-family-members-burry-kin-die-head-collision-coffin-shattered/
:lol you mean to tell me the same niggers that invented damn near everything, including the pyramids, are unable to construct a simple box without it falling apart?