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DavidAllenNiggertoe
06-28-2022, 03:58 AM
Run over and kill his sow of course.... for the thrill of Coonteenth no less.. you CAN NOT make this sh*t up !

The only thing I can thank monkeyshines for is making me laugh every day at how unbelievably stupid they are.



https://i.postimg.cc/htZZry3g/Batwinger-Raymond.png




https://www.pressherald.com/2022/06/27/portland-man-charged-with-murder-in-acadia-hit-and-run-death/

Jim Crow
06-28-2022, 06:52 AM
Run over and kill his sow of course.... for the thrill of Coonteenth no less.. you CAN NOT make this sh*t up !

The only thing I can thank monkeyshines for is making me laugh every day at how unbelievably stupid they are.



https://i.postimg.cc/htZZry3g/Batwinger-Raymond.png




https://www.pressherald.com/2022/06/27/portland-man-charged-with-murder-in-acadia-hit-and-run-death/

Niggrrs are truly the lowest IQ beast in the known universe!

IseDaDiva
06-28-2022, 11:17 AM
Run over and kill his sow of course.... for the thrill of Coonteenth no less.. you CAN NOT make this sh*t up !

The only thing I can thank monkeyshines for is making me laugh every day at how unbelievably stupid they are.



https://i.postimg.cc/htZZry3g/Batwinger-Raymond.png




https://www.pressherald.com/2022/06/27/portland-man-charged-with-murder-in-acadia-hit-and-run-death/

That article is funny as hell. :lol

Lester keeps getting hisself wrangled for a dizzying array of crimes - mostly violent ones - since 2010, and each time he's fined a few dollars and sometimes spent a couple of weeks in NU. I'm sure Lester kept telling them he'd be a good boi from now on.

Where did this felonious buck get a BMW?

Thoughts and prayers for the Nigerian sow who didn't seem to care how violent Lester was as long as he provided muh dik.

Groid_Rage
06-28-2022, 03:52 PM
Maine is a low crime place because it lacked niggers.

Groid_Rage
06-28-2022, 06:09 PM
Retreats? Try bongo parties!

Ignatow
06-28-2022, 07:17 PM
I just remembered this part of my life long ago. This was the mid-80s, and Sunset Blvd. and Hollywood Blvd. did have full nude strip joints in the bad area, and high class dance clubs and comedy clubs in the nice areas near Beverly Hills. One night me and my buddies went to the Laugh Factory or something of a similar name. This nigger was on stage.

He said, "You know, we black guys want the same things you white guys want. We want a job, a BMW....and white women".

Mudsharking wasn't the big thing it is today. So people hollered, boo, no way, get a job, sit down boy. At that time it was a free for all, and even the nigger didn't object to being called a boy.

Later I heard BMW meant, "Black Man's Wish".

My family has owned German cars since the 1960s. My dad had a VW Beetle, then a Mercedes diesel, then a Ford. I've owned Audis and Porsches (old ones, from the 80s and 90s), and a VW Westfalia camper. My brother still has an early 2000 MBZ. But we've never owned a BMW. Our reasoning is, BMW is the preferred make of Kardashian-type people, and of course, niggers.

There's something to be said not to own a German car. You don't have the worry of it being stolen, high insurance, high maintenance. I still miss them, especially in the summer, when I take week long drives on the coast, just to enjoy the small towns and minimal niggers. But with the cost of gas these days, I'm glad I don't own one.

I don't think I'll ever get a BMW though.

DavidAllenNiggertoe
06-28-2022, 08:37 PM
Retreats? Try bongo parties!

hmm getting clearer.. maybe "Bang-o" parties where sow was the gangbang queen, hence the chimpout batwinging... good one GR :lol

She must have taken on Coonteen bucks to celebrate Coonteenth !!

Whitey Ford
06-29-2022, 01:42 AM
Where did this felonious buck get a BMW?


Probably stolen. ;)
Otherwise, it was probably a deeply discounted used vehicle. Deeply discounted because it was high mileage and/or involved in an accident.

Most smart people sell or trade in their BMWs after 100K miles. After that, they usually start needing expensive repairs. BMW is a total believer in Planned Obsolescence. ;)

Whitey Ford
06-29-2022, 02:07 AM
He said, "You know, we black guys want the same things you white guys want. We want a job, a BMW....and white women".


Later I heard BMW meant, "Black Man's Wish".


I used to work with a nigger who had sued his previous employer (who had fired him for good reason) and gotten nigger rich. He bought a used BMW and then wouldn't shut the hell up about it. He had it like for a year and a half or so, and it was always in the shop needing repairs on and off. So he started yabbering about trading it in for an Escalade. I don't think he succeeded in that, tho.

One day this nigger's beemer was in the shop. He had walked to work that day. When we all went out to leave, it had starting raining. The nigger (his names was Glen) started pleading with me for a ride home so he wouldn't have to walk home in the rain. wahhhh wahhhhh wahhhh said the nigger.

But, at this point in time (I was in my late twenties then) I had started listening to nothing but Outlaw Country and the like. Every day. On my way way to work that day I had been listening to Johnny Rebel's Greatest hits, the CD of which I had bought online a few weeks earlier. If I allowed that nigger in my truck and turned on the ignition, it would automatically turn on my stereo with Johnny Rebel playing. So, I told the nigger to wait on the porch and I would pull my truck around. This way I could turn off the stereo after starting the truck LOL. It was only like two blocks away to drop Glen off at his niggernest. Then I could listen to my tunes again at my leisure.

I used to tell crazy nigger Glen stories on the original chimp out all the time, he was the second craziest nigger that worked there and always up to something stupid. The craziest nigger that worked there was named Harold. I wouldn't be surprised if he's dead now of AIDS. He used to tell stories about going to the seediest whorehouses in Mexico and muh dikkin all the prostitutes without a rubber. I am really seriously glad I no longer work for that company. ;)

Groid_Rage
06-29-2022, 07:58 AM
Probably stolen. ;)
Otherwise, it was probably a deeply discounted used vehicle. Deeply discounted because it was high mileage and/or involved in an accident.

Most smart people sell or trade in their BMWs after 100K miles. After that, they usually start needing expensive repairs. BMW is a total believer in Planned Obsolescence. ;) Even for a DIY guy like me, Beemers are a reality expensive and difficult cunts to work on and maintain. Screw all that crap.

haywood
06-29-2022, 08:03 AM
Run over and kill his sow of course.... for the thrill of Coonteenth no less.. you CAN NOT make this sh*t up !

The only thing I can thank monkeyshines for is making me laugh every day at how unbelievably stupid they are.



https://i.postimg.cc/htZZry3g/Batwinger-Raymond.png

Double digit IQ primates that smell like SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!


https://www.pressherald.com/2022/06/27/portland-man-charged-with-murder-in-acadia-hit-and-run-death/

Double digit IQ primates that smell like SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

Whitey Ford
06-29-2022, 02:08 PM
Even for a DIY guy like me, Beemers are a reality expensive and difficult cunts to work on and maintain. Screw all that crap.

Over engineered, complicated and they usually have their own proprietary computers that mechanics have to buy to hook up to them to do analytics (and they aren't cheap.) Very difficult engines to work on. Just to replace some cheap oil seals can require a long, difficult, expensive and tiresome breakdown. This is why rich people buy them new and dumb niggers buy them used to try to fake status.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP7OuFYJLTE

Socialism_is_terrorism
07-02-2022, 07:17 AM
I just remembered this part of my life long ago. This was the mid-80s, and Sunset Blvd. and Hollywood Blvd. did have full nude strip joints in the bad area, and high class dance clubs and comedy clubs in the nice areas near Beverly Hills. One night me and my buddies went to the Laugh Factory or something of a similar name. This nigger was on stage.

He said, "You know, we black guys want the same things you white guys want. We want a job, a BMW....and white women".

Mudsharking wasn't the big thing it is today. So people hollered, boo, no way, get a job, sit down boy. At that time it was a free for all, and even the nigger didn't object to being called a boy.

Later I heard BMW meant, "Black Man's Wish".

My family has owned German cars since the 1960s. My dad had a VW Beetle, then a Mercedes diesel, then a Ford. I've owned Audis and Porsches (old ones, from the 80s and 90s), and a VW Westfalia camper. My brother still has an early 2000 MBZ. But we've never owned a BMW. Our reasoning is, BMW is the preferred make of Kardashian-type people, and of course, niggers.

There's something to be said not to own a German car. You don't have the worry of it being stolen, high insurance, high maintenance. I still miss them, especially in the summer, when I take week long drives on the coast, just to enjoy the small towns and minimal niggers. But with the cost of gas these days, I'm glad I don't own one.

I don't think I'll ever get a BMW though.

Ha, that's funny, over here ass-lifters and niggers envy Mercedes. Especially the noisy bling-bling amg version ones. Here we call them Ali Muhammed Gefährt = AMG (Gefährt roughly translates to hooptie). Beamers usually are/were driven by humans who like to have an expensive car, the people who now buy Teslas btw. (at least in Switzerland). Never owned a BMW personally, but driven a few as rentals and honestly, I enjoyed the ride (especially on small curvy mountain roads). But you surely are right with the over-engineered! While as an engineer I really like that, nothing can beat the reliability of an ugly-as-hell Toyota.