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Jim Crow
06-12-2022, 04:13 PM
Sunday mornings for the last 30+ years ,I’ve been going shooting w/my good ol buddy. He comes by my house at 9am for coffee and brings fresh baked Publix cinnamon rolls,then we head to the range in my truck.
Well, last night he calls me up and tells me that his truck battery is dead. So,this morning,I pick up his battery at Autozone as soon as they open,7am and install it for him. We return the battery with his truck and get some Publix cinnamon rolls on the way back to his house to get my truck and get back to our usual routine.
He lives in a bit of a rundown neighborhood maybe 7 mi down the road from me. Lower class whites with a few niggs. Next-door to him, there is a middle aged mudshark, her 40 something yr old buck ,old grampa buck and a few fat late teenapers who frequent the dump! They don’t give him much problems, but we’ve seen a lot of foot traffic in and out of the shack and we suspect illegal activity. After a few run ins, they know not to fuck w/my buddy and he ignores them because he can’t afford to sell.
We are back at his house around 8:15 am.I am waiting in my truck for him to grab his range bag, gun and follow me to my house. All of a sudden, I hear an explosion and see smoke coming out of the nigger shack,followed by huge flames! Normally, I’d say “let’s go to my place and leave these fucking idiot niggers to roast!”
But the home is probably 15 or 20 feet away from his. So he calls 911. And I’m sure the other houses next-door did the same. I’m a little pissed, because again, niggers are fucking ruining my day!
So, within the next 5 minutes,the show begins. The mudshark,buck,grandpappy buck and 3 pit bulls were sleeping in da crib. I’m a little cranky because I don’t have any coffee to go with these fucking cinnamon rolls. But I did get to see first responders trying to revive nigger grand pappy and two of the pit bulls. Grandpappy be daid! And unfortunately two of the pit bulls didn’t make it either. I felt very bad for the dogs. It’s not their fault that their master is a mudshark/nigger.
The mudshark and the buck were given ok. And they were talkin they ebonics shit sayin “we dindo nuffin,we was sleepin”. But I have a feeling they had a little drug lab going or something. House just doesn’t go up in flames for nothing! One of the fat sow teenapers came to pick up the mudshark and buck.It was crying”muh pup’s daid!”. Popo and the crime scene truck were there by now ,so mudshark/nigg and teenaper took off! So I’m thinking that there will be arrests made soon!
My buddies house wasn’t harmed. So, we head to my house to make some coffee, have cinnamon rolls and go shooting! We didn’t get to the range till probably noon. Which is two hours late! But, I got to see a little nigger shit show and I found a lot of brass for reloading. So I must say, it turned out to be a very good day after all for me and my buddy! I got to go home and prep some brass. He got to go home to his newly nigger free lot next door!And I have a feeling it will be vacant for a while!And my buddy’s house was undamaged!

tweakstick
06-12-2022, 04:36 PM
I love a story with a Nappy ending.

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Chimpwhipper
06-12-2022, 11:09 PM
Too bad Coal Scuttle and the rest survived.

I aint bin dun did dat!
06-12-2022, 11:22 PM
Niggers set their houses ablaze a lot by frying shit too. I know this from experience. They will fry anything and forget about the grease on the stove, even fall asleep. They fry already fried chicken nuggets out of the freezer. Dumbass niggers.

Moe_Gibbs
06-17-2022, 07:50 PM
Too bad Coal Scuttle and the rest survived.

At least the grandbuck be daid. It's better than nothing. Plus, the other houses in the neighborhood just increased in value.

nigfreewisconsin
06-19-2022, 02:23 AM
Sounds like a drug lab to me. Meth, perhaps? I hear meth labs tend to explode in flames like that. Especially with dumber than a post niggers and coalburners involved.

Socialism_is_terrorism
06-30-2022, 11:21 AM
At least the grandbuck be daid. It's better than nothing. Plus, the other houses in the neighborhood just increased in value.
True dat!

Tar Remover
07-27-2022, 03:00 AM
NICE!!! Feel good story of the year, with a side order of batwings!