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MineEvolved
07-13-2017, 04:59 PM
Another story with multiple elements, that just would NOT make sense until you mentioned that a nigger was involved.



Police were dispatched to the 700 block of 17th Avenue on Tuesday night on a report that Michael Morgan, 37, of Middletown, was naked and offering people candy.

Morgan was found stumbling and trying to keep his pants up, the report said. He smelled of alcohol, urine and feces, police said.

Neighbors told police that Morgan was masturbating in the back yard, staring at individuals and was acting “odd,” the report said. He then defecated on a chair at the rear of a home on 17th Avenue and was trying to sell candy to people, the report said.

http://www.whio.com/news/partially-clothed-middletown-man-selling-candy-arrested/fcRcAciPhACjgCplb0JaSP/

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Koolaid Hair
07-13-2017, 05:08 PM
:hurl

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Cracka Jack
07-13-2017, 05:36 PM
Have they determined where it stole the candy?

justin igger
07-13-2017, 06:10 PM
Have they determined where it stole the candy?

Those weren't malted milk balls.

Rape Ape
07-13-2017, 07:09 PM
:fling
More proof that niggers are a somewhat less evolved, more primitive form of monkey. And that nigger's picture is avatar-worthy. :lol

Cracka Jack
07-13-2017, 07:38 PM
And that nigger's picture is avatar-worthy. :lol

It looks like that dead nigger Jimi Hendrix, doesn't it? But that nigger has been good for over 40 years...

AFN_Weasel
07-13-2017, 07:58 PM
He smelled of alcohol, urine and feces, police said.

So basically it just smelled like a typical nigger.

Gallo
07-13-2017, 11:23 PM
Whenever you see a nigger doing crazy stuff while it's naked: PCP.

Koolaid Hair
07-13-2017, 11:25 PM
Whenever you see a nigger doing crazy stuff while it's naked: PCP.
Not always. Sometimes it's bath salts or ecstasy. Sometime it's just a retarded nigger.

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Buck Simian
07-14-2017, 09:08 AM
Another (somewhat) local nigger to me. Just let me catch a nigger taking a shit in my back yard-he will have to deal with two constantly hungry huskies and a rabid Chihuahua.

zagnut
07-14-2017, 10:49 PM
Jerking his gherkin and trying to pass off the jizz as fresh pulled pud taffy.

Koolaid Hair
07-14-2017, 10:55 PM
Jerking his gherkin and trying to pass off the jizz as fresh pulled pud taffy.
:vomit

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Bernie Goetz
07-15-2017, 05:59 AM
Not always. Sometimes it's bath salts or ecstasy. Sometime it's just a retarded nigger.

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I say just T.N.B.