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Whitey Ford
01-30-2022, 11:30 PM
IPB University Lecturer Says Men Fart More Often Than Women

https://i.imgur.com/XID64IV.jpg

Meanwhile, based on the hadith, Ustadz Muchammad Wachid Romadhon, MA said that farts are hadats so they can invalidate ablution (wudu). So, Muslims must hasten to pray if they are not strong enough to hold it. If it has happened, even the Imam experienced when leading the prayer, he must immediately put himself aside to take ablution again. Fart gas is a gift given by Allah SWT to indicate human health. However, it should be reminded that Muslims also need to obey Islamic law, so holding back farts when praying is not recommended. (MW/Zul) (IAAS/IRN)

https://ipb.ac.id/news/index/2021/06/ipb-university-lecturer-says-men-fart-more-often-than-women/615a26418db16dba979dac65fff711c0

Ray Cizzums
01-31-2022, 07:59 PM
How does Allah feel about blowing gassers, while copulating with livestock ?
:bugeye

I aint bin dun did dat!
01-31-2022, 11:24 PM
If only we coukd just put all niggers and mudslimes on one continent and observe from a distance as they beheaded, raped, tire necklaced and ate each other.

haywood
02-01-2022, 10:31 AM
How does Allah feel about blowing gassers, while copulating with livestock ?
:bugeye

Or if the livestock blow gases on the goat fucker?! :chop:rofl

Socialism_is_terrorism
02-26-2022, 04:20 PM
If only we coukd just put all niggers and mudslimes on one continent and observe from a distance as they beheaded, raped, tire necklaced and ate each other.
Fantastic idea! In this special case I would even consider donating to niggers / asslifters - in the form of e.g. gasoline.

I aint bin dun did dat!
02-26-2022, 11:15 PM
Fantastic idea! In this special case I would even consider donating to niggers / asslifters - in the form of e.g. gasoline.
They can have my old tires when I wear them out too.

CoonsЯus
03-01-2022, 08:15 AM
If only we coukd just put all niggers and mudslimes on one continent and observe from a distance as they beheaded, raped, tire necklaced and ate each other.

:lol