Lardzo sucks up more chiggin, gets fatter - celebrate!

[IseDaDiva]

Actually, her celebration of greed IS a good thing. The more the gluttonous sow inhales, the faster it will be good.


she announces on Instagram: "I gained weight" and celebrates herself with a video dancing

*Eyebleach warning for mammoth, sweaty sow*

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lizzo-says-gained-weight-celebrates-233744125.html

[Ray Cizzums]

I was cleaning out my garage and found my harpoons. I'm going to install the iron and rig a dart on my medium
size one, in case I see Lardzo. Depending on where I drive, I do frequently sight black whale, sometimes an entire pod.
I'll yell "Thar she blows" and stand at the ready. The only way to stop that much blubber, is to sink the 'poon deep,
and hope the rope doesn't part off, or run out. It takes a stout hearted man-of-the-sea to handle the biggun's.
:bugeye

[IseDaDiva]

I was cleaning out my garage and found my harpoons. I'm going to install the iron and rig a dart on my medium
size one, in case I see Lardzo. Depending on where I drive, I do frequently sight black whale, sometimes an entire pod.
I'll yell "Thar she blows" and stand at the ready. The only way to stop that much blubber, is to sink the 'poon deep,
and hope the rope doesn't part off, or run out. It takes a stout hearted man-of-the-sea to handle the biggun's.




By cleverly double-baiting the lure to a level of irresistibility as he well knew it to be, Cap'n Cizzums, a stout-hearted and courageous man of the sea, readied himself for the final showdown with the troublesome, sinister Black sea monster he had christened "Lardzo".

https://i.imgur.com/xAwEjZ9.png

[Jim Crow]

Chiggun aint whats got that sherilla fat!It’s gotta be consuming huge quantities of sugar.If you harpooned that obese beast it would probably bleed syrup!

[Ignatow]

You need the Iowa-class battleship's 16" guns to demolish that negress. Fucking ugly disgusting sow. How did we devolve to this.

[Ray Cizzums]

By cleverly double-baiting the lure to a level of irresistibility as he well knew it to be, Cap'n Cizzums, a stout-hearted and courageous man of the sea, readied himself for the final showdown with the troublesome, sinister Black sea monster he had christened "Lardzo".
https://i.imgur.com/xAwEjZ9.png


'Diva - That is a fucking masterpiece. The baited hook on the deck, and my blubberous quarry ! Magnificent !
:lol :bugeye :lol

[haywood]

Chiggun aint whats got that sherilla fat!It’s gotta be consuming huge quantities of sugar.If you harpooned that obese beast it would probably bleed syrup!

Tru Dat!! And mawt likkah!!

[IseDaDiva]

'Diva - That is a fucking masterpiece. The baited hook on the deck, and my blubberous quarry ! Magnificent !
:lol :bugeye :lol


Well, it was your little tale of finding your harpoon and preparing yourself for a chance encounter with the Greasy Landwhale that inspired it. :lol

[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

By cleverly double-baiting the lure to a level of irresistibility as he well knew it to be, Cap'n Cizzums, a stout-hearted and courageous man of the sea, readied himself for the final showdown with the troublesome, sinister Black sea monster he had christened "Lardzo".

https://i.imgur.com/xAwEjZ9.png




Magnificent creation yet again Diva. And the supporting storyline was a verbal masterpiece as well LOL Need to send that to Lardasses Twatter account.