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Coon Club Road
06-29-2021, 05:09 PM
Earlier this morning my phone chimed... my door bell app alerting me that it had spotted a familiar face.

I swiped down on the alert tab and it read "Amazon nigger at side door".

If you tap the message, you'll get a one second clip of what the camera saw, in this case the Amazon nigger knuckling up the walk with a long carton.

I was out running errands but was expecting the delivery, so I didn't immediately investigate.

Once I rang out of the store I was in and loaded up my truck, I tapped on the door bell app to see if my daughter's car was still in the yard as we were to meet in town shortly.

What do I see? The back of a cardboard box!

That's right... the Amazon nigger leaned the long, narrow carton up against the doorbell!

Stupid fucking nigger!

It could have leaned it, layed it, dropped it in 100 different places, but no... the smoke leans it up over my camera!

:fume

Makes you wonder if it was done intentionally so it could sail foam an accomplice to report the camera was covered.

Sandy
07-01-2021, 12:08 AM
Was anything missing from the front of your house, or any others within camera view? The nigger might have been clever (for a nigger) and covered your camera to steal something.

Coon Club Road
07-01-2021, 10:30 AM
Was anything missing from the front of your house, or any others within camera view? The nigger might have been clever (for a nigger) and covered your camera to steal something.


No all was present and accounted for.

Just roasts my nuts the fuckin" porch monkey knew it was a camera doorbell, FFS it probably sees a couple dozen a day, yet the moke has to cover it up.

Almost surprising the coon made the effort to climb the 4 steps. Probably only to fuck with me because normally most Amazon niggers leave it at the bottom.

Tar Remover
07-04-2021, 06:27 PM
No all was present and accounted for.

Just roasts my nuts the fuckin" porch monkey knew it was a camera doorbell, FFS it probably sees a couple dozen a day, yet the moke has to cover it up.

Almost surprising the coon made the effort to climb the 4 steps. Probably only to fuck with me because normally most Amazon niggers leave it at the bottom.

He likely Muh-Dikked your door knob. You know, to get one over on da White Debbil.......

haywood
07-04-2021, 06:30 PM
Was anything missing from the front of your house, or any others within camera view? The nigger might have been clever (for a nigger) and covered your camera to steal something.

My FIRST thought!!

Jim Crow
07-04-2021, 10:21 PM
Niggers are useless and stupid.Unfortunately, that’s all that Amazon hires. Never seen a white Amazon delivery person around here.Mostly sows.