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Chimpwhipper
06-02-2021, 10:07 AM
I have friends from when I went to church years ago my parents' age. The man is a Honky veteran from Maryland, the woman is a Cuban who escaped Communism, hates niggers and Castro in that order. They have a foul, nasty, coal burning piece of shit water buffalo of a daughter who has a niglet.
Coal burner weighs 290 lbs.
Anyway, some nigga popped this sow in the back with his 9 last Sunday, but she was airlifted to a hospital in Charlotte and survived( dammit).
The funny part is that the chopper crew needed to know how much this bitch weighed so they could be assured of lifting off safely.
I had said something to my mother years ago about," Don't worry, one of her bucks will kill her." I almost became a prophet again......
SC Anemia
06-02-2021, 10:26 AM
Was this the chopper?

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Chimpwhipper
06-02-2021, 10:45 AM
^^^It should have been. Better yet it should have gotten lost and delayed in the parking lot of a What-a-Burger.
Coon Club Road
06-02-2021, 02:21 PM
I wonder who will eat that helo bill? A bill with a fuel surcharge included I may add! :lol
tweakstick
06-02-2021, 02:32 PM
^^^It should have been. Better yet it should have gotten lost and delayed in the parking lot of a What-a-Burger.


Too bad it wasn't one of these:


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https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F4kF-zOXIZUk%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
Chimpwhipper
06-02-2021, 02:37 PM
^^^ :D
Anastasia
06-03-2021, 10:31 AM
I wonder who will eat that helo bill? A bill with a fuel surcharge included I may add! :lol

The white taxpayer, of course. Niggers and mudsharks never pay for shit.
haywood
06-04-2021, 12:07 AM
The white taxpayer, of course. Niggers and mudsharks never pay for shit.

Tru Dat!!
Tar Remover
06-15-2021, 06:29 AM
:lol YES!
Tar Remover
06-15-2021, 06:30 AM
Too bad they didn't cart her nigger ass over in a cattle truck.
haywood
06-15-2021, 09:25 AM
Too bad they didn't cart her nigger ass over in a cattle truck.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chimpwhipper
06-16-2021, 02:22 PM
Too bad they didn't cart her nigger ass over in a cattle truck.

Have some sympathy for cattle!!! This ho wasn't injured enough to lose her appetite.I wouldn't let my dog near this bitch.
Tar Remover
06-16-2021, 05:36 PM
Have some sympathy for cattle!!! This ho wasn't injured enough to lose her appetite.I wouldn't let my dog near this bitch.

No cattle. JUST for niggers. It would stink just as bad....... Likely worse.......