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Blue Gum
03-28-2021, 07:46 PM
Why do niggers stink?
&
What do you call a boat load of niggers?

Unregistered
03-28-2021, 10:26 PM
A: Niggers stink because they excrete bile through their skin pores.

and

B: I wish I could call a ship full of niggers the Titanic.

Full clip
03-29-2021, 03:15 AM
Why do niggers stink?
&
What do you call a boat load of niggers?

Hhmmm.....these a niggling questions.

Blue Gum
03-29-2021, 07:27 PM
Well actually, they're jokes....probably should've clarified....lol

1) why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too...lol

2) what do you call a boat load of niggers?

A blood vessel...lol

Heres an amusing story, I posted before on the "old CO site".....
A friend used to work at a now defunct (?) Grocery store chain (A&P) as a. Adjier, anyway be told me the store employed an old white guy for security, you've probably seen the type, some old guy maybe in his 70s and he's supposed to be the security guard, anyway he got on the house phone to call a manager but what he didn't realize was he dialed into the store PA system, and said "hey Ronald, there's some nigger up here that wants to speak with a manager", and you have to know this store was right on the edge of a nigger village, so most of the clientele were niggers...I probably would've been rolling on the floor LMAO....

Sandy
03-29-2021, 09:50 PM
"hey Ronald, there's some nigger up here that wants to speak with a manager", and you have to know this store was right on the edge of a nigger village, so most of the clientele were niggers...I probably would've been rolling on the floor LMAO....

That made me smile big enough to light up the moon!

:lol

Unregistered
03-29-2021, 09:52 PM
A boatload of niggers is an oil spill when the boat sinks, especially if the nigger is at the helm!

Bottle_of_Hate
03-29-2021, 09:57 PM
Well actually, they're jokes....probably should've clarified....lol

1) why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too...lol

2) what do you call a boat load of niggers?

A blood vessel...lol

Heres an amusing story, I posted before on the "old CO site".....
A friend used to work at a now defunct (?) Grocery store chain (A&P) as a. Adjier, anyway be told me the store employed an old white guy for security, you've probably seen the type, some old guy maybe in his 70s and he's supposed to be the security guard, anyway he got on the house phone to call a manager but what he didn't realize was he dialed into the store PA system, and said "hey Ronald, there's some nigger up here that wants to speak with a manager", and you have to know this store was right on the edge of a nigger village, so most of the clientele were niggers...I probably would've been rolling on the floor LMAO....

:rofl

I think I would have blown a funny fuse right there and fell on the floor literally laughing out loud. Then I would have walked right up to the old man and shook his hand.

Coon Club Road
03-29-2021, 11:55 PM
"Hey Ronald, there's some nigger up here that wants to speak with a manager"

That is some funny shit Mr. BG!

Jim Crow
03-30-2021, 07:46 AM
What do you call a bus load of niggers going over a cliff?

Unregistered
03-30-2021, 02:42 PM
What do you call a bus load of niggers going over a cliff?

A taxpayers dream come true

Sandy
03-30-2021, 04:23 PM
What do you call a bus load of niggers going over a cliff?

A tragedy if there are any empty seats!

Jim Crow
03-30-2021, 04:25 PM
A tragedy if there are any empty seats!
Good answer!
A good start! Would have been my answer

Ignatow
03-30-2021, 04:47 PM
Sometimes the good old classics are just what we need to have a smile and a good laugh.

Full clip
03-30-2021, 05:17 PM
What do you call a bus load of niggers going over a cliff?

The creation of a 'Hazchem' site at the bottom?

Jim Crow
03-30-2021, 05:38 PM
Sometimes the good old classics are just what we need to have a smile and a good laugh.
You got that right!