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Socialism_is_terrorism
02-24-2021, 03:22 PM
Nigger woods had an car accident. Take a look at how far it's car flew, the reason has to be excessive speeding. Yet I bet somehow it will be yt's fault! ("Poolice whas chasing me", "Road beez racisss", "white supremacy")

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/23/us/tiger-woods-car-accident-intl-spt/index.html

Besides, it had only one job and failed: The single time when it would have been useful not to obey to whiteys laws (wearing a seatbelt)...

Unregistered
02-25-2021, 02:25 PM
Niggers shouldn't engage in cultural appropriation. Niggers shouldn't be attempting to use technologies they didn't invent and can't comprehend. Niggers can't even wear pants correctly (their disgusting black asses hanging out) or use toilets properly. (I'll leave that to your imagination - or if you care to post instances of where niggers made a mess out of the plumbing and never bothered to fix it, I'll be glad to read it.)

Nigger Woods can swing a stick at a small object on the ground which is natural for a nigger. This is something niggers do naturally as they catch mice, lizards and other small animals to eat. That's about all it should be doing.

Unregistered
02-27-2021, 10:35 PM
What bothers me about niggers participating in sports is the obvious implication that folks with an IQ of 65 or lower can be successful at them, suggesting that literally any retard can be successful.

And earn millions of dollars a year while being a total fucking mentally challenged nigger, while others slave away at their jobs for a fraction of that amount.

Unregistered
02-28-2021, 05:19 AM
What bothers me about niggers participating in sports is the obvious implication that folks with an IQ of 65 or lower can be successful at them, suggesting that literally any retard can be successful.

And earn millions of dollars a year while being a total fucking mentally challenged nigger, while others slave away at their jobs for a fraction of that amount.

I would add that those who slave away at jobs paying a fraction of the amount that retarded nigger "affleets" make have jobs that benefit society and humans far more, and IMHO are worth far more.

You just described a reality based pay gap that I agree exists. Other pay gaps that the media blathers on about are just poor propaganda.

Full clip
03-01-2021, 12:07 AM
The Nigger lovin' MSN currently report a 'Startling' (??) new THEORY as to why Ty-Gah bin crash his Hooptie.
The 'Startling' (WTF??) theory is he beez go ta' sleep at da' wheel with no evidence of drugs, alcohol or excessive speed. Yeah.. right.

Unregistered
03-07-2021, 12:46 AM
Now the nigger claims it doesn't even remember driving the hooptie. An example of just how small and ineffective a nigger's brain is. The nigger's brain cannot comprehend how to operate a complicated machine designed by humans and can't even remember trying. It's like putting a fish in a bowl of water in the driver's seat and expecting it to be able to drive. Move the bowl back into the house and the fish doesn't even remember that it was ever in the car.

It got screws and rods put in it's leg. Hopefully, this ends it's career and we don't have to see it much anymore.

https://news.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-told-deputies-crash-162605366.html

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03-07-2021, 04:27 AM
A Tiger should only be seen in the jungle or the zoo...

Socialism_is_terrorism
03-07-2021, 08:15 AM
Now the nigger claims it doesn't even remember driving the hooptie. An example of just how small and ineffective a nigger's brain is. The nigger's brain cannot comprehend how to operate a complicated machine designed by humans and can't even remember trying. It's like putting a fish in a bowl of water in the driver's seat and expecting it to be able to drive. Move the bowl back into the house and the fish doesn't even remember that it was ever in the car.

It got screws and rods put in it's leg. Hopefully, this ends it's career and we don't have to see it much anymore.

https://news.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-told-deputies-crash-162605366.html

That is just the normal nigger logic! It probably drove way to fast and is going to get caught:
"Authorities said the car is equipped with data recording modules which may explain how and why the crash occurred. Los Angeles County sheriff's investigators executed a search warrant to get the data from the "black box" in the vehicle, which is a standard procedure in the investigation."

And since niggers never ever admit any wrongdoing, it has to be someone else's fault. That is why the shitbeast now suddenly decided it did not even drive by itself (for a niggers brain "I can't remember" is equivalent to "I didndu nothing", just like with small children who cover their eyes and think they'l become invisible). Just wait a few more days when it finds out this argument won't work, then it will be suddenly either a) racism, or b) malfunction of the car.

Unregistered
03-07-2021, 11:32 AM
That is just the normal nigger logic! It probably drove way too fast and is going to get caught:
"Authorities said the car is equipped with data recording modules which may explain how and why the crash occurred. Los Angeles County sheriff's investigators executed a search warrant to get the data from the "black box" in the vehicle, which is a standard procedure in the investigation."

And since niggers never ever admit any wrongdoing, it has to be someone else's fault. That is why the shitbeast now suddenly decided it did not even drive by itself (for a niggers brain "I can't remember" is equivalent to "I didndu nothing", just like with small children who cover their eyes and think they'l become invisible). Just wait a few more days when it finds out this argument won't work, then it will be suddenly either a) racism, or b) malfunction of the car.

I'm sure the nigger will try to claim malfunction and sue the rental company and manufacturer. That'll result in costly and unnecessary investigations by the manufacturer all due to a stupid nigger.
I read something about that the groid was running late for giving lessons to famous people for a TV show, so it's more likely it felt it was entitled to drive too fast then crashed. I'm betting the vehicle data recorder will show that. Or, just show the nigger veered out of the lane, struck the median or a soft shoulder and lost control.
Silly Nigger. Cars are for humans.