Nigger criminal is so lazy, he broke into a house and fell asleep and refuse to leave!

[Cat fur allergic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFRkSEfgTUY

I would have give him a nice garden fertilizer.

[Jim Crow]

I find a nigger sleeping in my home,it’ll have the castle law invoked on it’s sorry azz!

[Ray Cizzums]

I wuz out jogging, and needed some milk.
Dis ain't muh house ? Dayum ! How dat happen ?

[Coon Club Road]

Not sure where Ceres is, but if it is near you, I'd be cautious about picking up any used couches off of Craigslist!

I'd be willing to bet that nigger funk-a-fied couch is on its way out!

[Ignatow]

A wasted opportunity of getting rid of a feral ape. That home is now trash. Fumigate it, it doesn't matter, a nigger defiled it!

Ceres is in Central CA, where a lot of produce is grown.