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Whitey Ford
02-20-2021, 02:41 AM
‘He wasn’t himself.’ Man who ambushed Miami trooper might have had mental break, mom says

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A 20-year-old Miramar man has been identified as the gunman who suddenly ambushed a Florida Highway Patrol trooper sitting inside his patrol car more than a week ago. The trooper was not hurt, returned fire and critically wounded the attacker — all as motorists on the busy street near Aventura watched in horror.

An' heeza gud boi, dindu nuffins!

‘He wasn’t himself.’ Man who ambushed Miami trooper might have had mental break, mom says


But Jones, who remains unable to speak in critical condition at the hospital, might have suffered a mental breakdown, she said. In recent months, Jones had begun talking to her “about the universe” and “opening up his third eye,” she said.

“He wasn’t himself,” Horn said. “Something got into him.”

His prognosis, according to his mother is not good. Jones suffered a stroke Thursday and is brain dead

He's also an avid JOGGER!


On the morning of Feb. 3, Horn said, he left the family’s Miramar home to go jogging or work out.


“For unknown reasons. It almost seems like the trooper was targeted. It was like an ambush,” Camacho said last week.

The trooper’s car was shot up but he was not hit. He returned fire and hit Jones, who was rushed to Aventura Hospital.\

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article249193405.html

tweakstick
02-20-2021, 03:40 AM
DAMN JOGGERS!

Yeah, I know that after getting my shoes on, the first thing I do before I go jogging is pick out which handgun I'm going to carry then get in my car and drive around looking for a good place to jog.

Baff salts, jenkem and weed sprinkled with some PCP. It really makes for a great run!

haywood
02-20-2021, 08:21 AM
‘He wasn’t himself.’ Man who ambushed Miami trooper might have had mental break, mom says

https://i.imgur.com/rSwLk4w.jpg


An' heeza gud boi, dindu nuffins!




He's also an avid JOGGER!



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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article249193405.html

I'll bet the Bat Fairy has an appointment in the not to distant future!!

Sandy
02-20-2021, 10:41 AM
"Jogger" has become a "racist" term, even though it's niggers that made it the new dindu excuse.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jogger

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jogger

DR Spook
02-20-2021, 10:59 AM
How could they determine it’s brain dead? Sounds like a typical nigger to me.

IseDaDiva
02-20-2021, 01:35 PM
“He wasn’t himself,” Horn said. “Something got into him.”


DAMN JOGGERS!

Yeah, I know that after getting my shoes on, the first thing I do before I go jogging is pick out which handgun I'm going to carry then get in my car and drive around looking for a good place to jog.

Baff salts, jenkem and weed sprinkled with some PCP. It really makes for a great run!


Ha! You beat me to it.

tweakstick
02-20-2021, 01:50 PM
^^There's a first time for everything, Diva!



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I think this paper was shooting for the opposite of my laughter.:lol

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Coon Club Road
02-21-2021, 01:25 AM
...and “opening up his third eye,” she said.

Another downlow nigger exposed.

Groid_Rage
02-21-2021, 01:50 AM
He jogged his way into an early grave.

tweakstick
02-21-2021, 02:42 AM
...and “opening up his third eye,” she said.

Another downlow nigger exposed.

:rofl:rofl

I caught that!

Back when I was younger, the running joke was to question a guys sexuality by quoting the Crystal Gayle song at the guy saying "Hey (name), don't it make your brown eye blue?" (as in black and blue!)