Three Wise Monkey Facts....

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1/ TNB is due to the fact that although you can take the monkey out of the jungle you can never take the jungle out of the monkey.

2/ Niggers 'Learn' simple, basic, manual 'skills' solely upon the 'Monkey see - Monkey do' principle, eg., throwing a ball through a steel ring.

3/ If it looks like a monkey, makes 'noises' (Jungle) like a monkey, moves (Leapin', runnin' and jumpin') like a monkey then it IS a monkey.

[Chimp Detester]

But monkeys are far superior to niggers.

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[Coon Club Road]

And don't usually rob people!

[Unregistered]

Your third point is the classical 'duck test'. If you want to piss of liberals or niggers (but be careful when doing that) you just need to recite that aloud -> Instachimp :)
If it looks like a monkey, jumps like a monkey, an shrieks like a monkey, then probably it is a monkey.

[haywood]

And don't usually rob people!

And smell BETTER!!

[Unregistered]

And don't usually rob people!

But they do steal, sometimes just as bold as niggers. But at least wiggers don't try to make us believe baboons are "just like us".