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IseDaDiva
02-03-2021, 04:40 PM
Calvin the Criminigger, who presents a clownish, obsequious, grinnin' Uncle Tom persona here, is suing the tow company who hauled his heap away while Calvin was on yet another tour of duty at NU. Calvin claims his constitutional rights wuz violated and he wants 5K from the tow company for his ancient wreck and for his pain and suffering. Why was Calvin's ride put in car jail? Seems Calvin doesn't have a license, but just loves to drive his hoopty to the scenes of his many crimes, and racked up more than 20 tickets, none of which he paid, believe it or not. How is he supposed to pay? He's usually in NU, even though it's not his fault, and don't have no job. Everyone is against him and no one will hire him, even though he's a "hard worker." It's probably racial.

How does Calvin have time to job hunt and work hard when it comes out that he spends all of his waking hours (when not in NU) committing crimes. When Judge Milian asks about his arrest record, Calvin has to think really hard, shucks and jives a bit, and finally replies that he has "about" 35 FELONY charges(!!) which probably means 40, including for assault, robbery, and outstanding warrants. Calvin claims none of them "wuz for nothing bad". He actually says, "I dindu nuffin' wrong". His brother had his toe cut off an' sheeit and a bunch of other excuses and why is ev'rybuddy always pickin' on him?? He's just "tryin' to maintain," nomesayin'?

Anyway, Calvin's beloved car: The tow company kept the geriatric heap for months, sent out a notice to the last nest in which Calvin squatted, then turned it into a metal cube. It was such a POS it wasn't worth auctioning or even selling parts. Calvin is highly indignant and affronted that the tow guys didn't spend time playing Magnum, P.I. and trying to track Calvin down in NU and give him special dispensation because no one should be crushing the cars of habitual criminal niggers. That's probably racist too and the tow company somehow just knew Calvin was a nigger. Maybe they did after they got a whiff of the nigger funk in Calvin's beater.

Calvin gets nothing, yet continues the niggerwhine about the mean, racist tow company in the hall when talking to Doug, who shuts him up by saying, "The tow company followed the law. YOU were in jail because you don't follow the law."

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Calvin? You said you dindu nuffin, so why would a law-abiding, hardworking nigger like you need 19 aliases?

https://www.publicpolicerecord.com/florida/doc-prisoner/EDGERTON_CALVIN/084670

Ray Cizzums
02-03-2021, 05:19 PM
The tow company charges for storage ain't cheap, and they were no doubt owed more than his shitbox was worth.
They should counter sue said nigger for the balance, plus legal fees.

Rastus Nigger
02-03-2021, 08:15 PM
I had a friend who was in the National Guard during the 1967 nigger riot in Detroit. He was part of a tank crew and they loved crushing niggermobiles with their tank. He said they'd catch a nigger out after curfew, put the cannon on the nigger's car then flatten it after the nigger got out and ran. Cadillacs, especially new ones, were their main targets.

haywood
02-03-2021, 09:59 PM
Calvin the Criminigger, who presents a clownish, obsequious, grinnin' Uncle Tom persona here, is suing the tow company who hauled his heap away while Calvin was on yet another tour of duty at NU. Calvin claims his constitutional rights wuz violated and he wants 5K from the tow company for his ancient wreck and for his pain and suffering. Why was Calvin's ride put in car jail? Seems Calvin doesn't have a license, but just loves to drive his hoopty to the scenes of his many crimes, and racked up more than 20 tickets, none of which he paid, believe it or not. How is he supposed to pay? He's usually in NU, even though it's not his fault, and don't have no job. Everyone is against him and no one will hire him, even though he's a "hard worker." It's probably racial.

How does Calvin have time to job hunt and work hard when it comes out that he spends all of his waking hours (when not in NU) committing crimes. When Judge Milian asks about his arrest record, Calvin has to think really hard, shucks and jives a bit, and finally replies that he has "about" 35 FELONY charges(!!) which probably means 40, including for assault, robbery, and outstanding warrants. Calvin claims none of them "wuz for nothing bad". He actually says, "I dindu nuffin' wrong". His brother had his toe cut off an' sheeit and a bunch of other excuses and why is ev'rybuddy always pickin' on him?? He's just "tryin' to maintain," nomesayin'?

Anyway, Calvin's beloved car: The tow company kept the geriatric heap for months, sent out a notice to the last nest in which Calvin squatted, then turned it into a metal cube. It was such a POS it wasn't worth auctioning or even selling parts. Calvin is highly indignant and affronted that the tow guys didn't spend time playing Magnum, P.I. and trying to track Calvin down in NU and give him special dispensation because no one should be crushing the cars of habitual criminal niggers. That's probably racist too and the tow company somehow just knew Calvin was a nigger. Maybe they did after they got a whiff of the nigger funk in Calvin's beater.

Calvin gets nothing, yet continues the niggerwhine about the mean, racist tow company in the hall when talking to Doug, who shuts him up by saying, "The tow company followed the law. YOU were in jail because you don't follow the law."

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Calvin? You said you dindu nuffin, so why would a law-abiding, hardworking nigger like you need 19 aliases?

https://www.publicpolicerecord.com/florida/doc-prisoner/EDGERTON_CALVIN/084670

In the words of Carlos Mencia "DEE DEE DEE!!"

haywood
02-03-2021, 09:59 PM
The tow company charges for storage ain't cheap, and they were no doubt owed more than his shitbox was worth.
They should counter sue said nigger for the balance, plus legal fees.

BEST solution!!

Jim Crow
02-03-2021, 10:33 PM
The tow company charges for storage ain't cheap, and they were no doubt owed more than his shitbox was worth.
They should counter sue said nigger for the balance, plus legal fees.
Just a waste of money and court expenses.Niggers are like crime,they don’t pay!

IseDaDiva
02-03-2021, 11:45 PM
Just a waste of money and court expenses.Niggers are like crime,they don’t pay!

How true!:lol

Anyway, Calvin is probably back in NU for his 50th anniversary felony, so no use suing him. I can't help wondering why a nigger who has all these felony charges is still out there knuckling around.

Jim Crow
02-04-2021, 08:36 AM
How true!:lol

Anyway, Calvin is probably back in NU for his 50th anniversary felony, so no use suing him. I can't help wondering why a nigger who has all these felony charges is still out there knuckling around.
Liberal lawmakers,that’s why!

Tar Remover
02-04-2021, 12:28 PM
HA HA, you dumb nigger!:rofl

Tar Remover
02-04-2021, 12:31 PM
:rofl:rofl:rofl

Sandy
02-10-2021, 01:19 AM
The tow company charges for storage ain't cheap, and they were no doubt owed more than his shitbox was worth.
They should counter sue said nigger for the balance, plus legal fees.

Absolutely, like the A. Wyatt Mann cartoon about reparations. Niggers want what's "owed" them? Then they can pay up what they owe us.

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