Every day I wake up, I am thankful that...

[Unregistered]

... I was not born a nigger!

No matter how many struggles I face in my life, and how difficult certain situations can become, I wake up thankful every day for the fact that I wasn't born a coon.

Be thankful!!

[Coon Club Road]

Yea I hear you.

My biggest fear is reincarnation! Mrs. CCR tells me I will come back as a spook!

[AssLiftingKneeGrow]

What if we reincarnate? Would you rather be a nigger or a muslim?

[Sandy]

Yea I hear you.

My biggest fear is reincarnation! Mrs. CCR tells me I will come back as a spook!

You would have to be a truly evil person for that to happen. :D

[Unregistered]

What if we reincarnate? Would you rather be a nigger or a muslim?

Muh dick or muh kebab?
I pick a swift clean death.

[haywood]

... I was not born a nigger!

No matter how many struggles I face in my life, and how difficult certain situations can become, I wake up thankful every day for the fact that I wasn't born a coon.

Be thankful!!

GREAT minds think alike!!

[IseDaDiva]

You said it! When I think about looking in the mirror and seeing something like my avatar looking back at me it helps me understand why sows are in a constant rage and erupt in violence all the time. Hint to sows: If I looked like you I would kill myself. Get it?

[Unregistered]

You said it! When I think about looking in the mirror and seeing something like my avatar looking back at me it helps me understand why sows are in a constant rage and erupt in violence all the time. Hint to sows: If I looked like you I would kill myself. Get it?

Exactly! And that is why there are no magic niggers: Even if there is something like reincarnation, the reborn humans would kill themselves immediately.

[Keep Britain White]

Reminds me of a line in one of our best comedies over here, "Only Fools And Horses"....
The younger of the two brothers - the fairly useless one - was feeling sorry for himself, and bemoaning his lot in life. He said "You know, I've a feeling if there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd come back as me!"

[haywood]

You would have to be a truly evil person for that to happen. :D

As a Buddhist, I agree with Mr. Sandman's statement!!

[CoonsЯus]

... I was not born a nigger!

No matter how many struggles I face in my life, and how difficult certain situations can become, I wake up thankful every day for the fact that I wasn't born a coon.

Be thankful!!

exactly what I tell my kid ! He pretty much never gets sad since he learned this. No greater disservice can the universe do, than to utilize a collection of molecules and build you into a nigger. The good news is, eventually the nigger will be recycled.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Muh dick or muh kebab?
I pick a swift clean death.

:rofl

I think you might start a new trend.