Landwhale Lizzo shows off her mammoth ass on instagram (EYEBLEACH)

[Whitey Ford]

https://i.imgur.com/dSKDkte.jpg

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9195343/Lizzo-shows-famous-booty-poses-crop-thong-Instagram.html

[Ignatow]

I was forewarned. Lizzo and mammoth.

That's not a human, and it's even inferior to a whale. That's whale shit.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

I am not one to shame anyone who has a metabolic disorder. But my idea of beautiful still revolves around a human who doesn't eat more calories in a meal than I do in 5 days. That being said. This is a nigger and we all know that nigger love themselves more than anything. Delusion is a mainstay of the nigger mind.


They had to use a special lens to get the entire whale into focus.

[IseDaDiva]

I'm really disappointed the COVID - which hates fat niggers - hasn't deleted this monstrous filthy sow. I know the beetus and blood pressure will get her but that takes too long.

One of those massive buttocks (unwiped, because no way can she reach her ass) is bigger than my whole torso.

"I do not starve myself." No kidding, Lardzo. This giant tub of shit must eat enough chiggun and other fried crap in one day to feed a village of starving niglets for a munf. Speaking of that, I wonder how much she and other "celeb" niggers send to help the Africoons?

[IseDaDiva]

What's that porch made of..... reinforced steel


Titanium.

[Ray Cizzums]

Today's sows are getting bigger, with each hideous generation. At some point, licenses will be issued to harvest this overpopulated resource. I'm building a version of the "Technical", so common in the middle east. Instead of an anti-aircraft gun mounted in a pickup, I'll install one of those deck-mount commercial harpoon guns. When I spot Lizzo - I'll yell "Thar she blows" and cut loose.

[IseDaDiva]

Today's sows are getting bigger, with each hideous generation. At some point, licenses will be issued to harvest this overpopulated resource. I'm building a version of the "Technical", so common in the middle east. Instead of an anti-aircraft gun mounted in a pickup, I'll install one of those deck-mount commercial harpoon guns. When I spot Lizzo - I'll yell "Thar she blows" and cut loose.

Just think how many starving, fly-ridden Africoon niglets and hungry Haitians this shit-and-lard beast could feed. How selfish of her to keep all that blubber to herself.

[Espantoon]

Just think how many starving, fly-ridden Africoon niglets and hungry Haitians this shit-and-lard beast could feed. How selfish of her to keep all that blubber to herself.

The blubber could be rendered down and used in lamps, like whale oil. A renewable resource.

[IseDaDiva]

The blubber could be rendered down and used in lamps, like whale oil. A renewable resource.


It could if someone could find a way to remove the stench.

[Jim Crow]

Good grief! Even nigger bucks don’t wanna hit that 2 ton sow.

[haywood]

https://i.imgur.com/dSKDkte.jpg

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9195343/Lizzo-shows-famous-booty-poses-crop-thong-Instagram.html

A nigger Sumo wrestler!!

[haywood]

I'm really disappointed the COVID - which hates fat niggers - hasn't deleted this monstrous filthy sow. I know the beetus and blood pressure will get her but that takes too long.

One of those massive buttocks (unwiped, because no way can she reach her ass) is bigger than my whole torso.

"I do not starve myself." No kidding, Lardzo. This giant tub of shit must eat enough chiggun and other fried crap in one day to feed a village of starving niglets for a munf. Speaking of that, I wonder how much she and other "celeb" niggers send to help the Africoons?

Zip, Zilch, Nada Buttkiss!!

[haywood]

What's that porch made of..... reinforced steel

I've heard of "Porch Monkeys" that's a "Porch Whale!!"

[Tar Remover]

I'm a nigger and I'm still fat........:lol

[Tar Remover]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The blubber could be rendered down and used in lamps, like whale oil. A renewable resource.

That would be like using raw sewage as air freshener.

[Whitey Ford]

Lizzo tells her belly 'I love you so much' and gives it a massage as she reveals her new self-love routine involves talking to herself every morning

https://i.imgur.com/X7DMnLF.jpg

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9216787/Lizzo-tells-belly-love-reveals-talks-day.html

[grim1]

Well, it got the 'fat' part correct.

[IseDaDiva]

Filthy sowpotomous goes to a bakkaball game. I hope for the sake of any humans there that her diet of fas' food didn't catch her short and result in a hippo-sized dump right there. Sows - so classy and lady-like.

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[Rastus Nigger]

Weighing that thing requires a forklift, flatbed truck and a trip to the local truck stop scales.

[Sandy]

Filthy sowpotomous goes to a bakkaball game. I hope for the sake of any humans there that her diet of fas' food didn't catch her short and result in a hippo-sized dump right there. Sows - so classy and lady-like.

The first was bad enough. The second was like dropping liquefied duck feces on a giant cowpie.

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[Coon Club Road]

https://i.imgur.com/dSKDkte.jpg



Did Michelin Tire commission a spook Michelin Man?

[haywood]

The first was bad enough. The second was like dropping liquefied duck feces on a giant cowpie.

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Yep!!

[tweakstick]

Did Michelin Tire commission a spook Michelin Man?

Well, yes as a matter of fact:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. s7XGA4Mj36dxfoSkB1xWeAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1https://i.pinimg.com/236x/88/d6/23/88d623619b4c1f95f69872d5377346e8.jpghttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. Yhdhy6A0dZIVlmmOpMv4pQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1

Of course, they were in black (tire) face.

[IseDaDiva]

Lardzo is not fat. It is morbidly obese and that is YOUR fault. Your systemic raycism is responsible for the obesity of sows. I know that's true because I read it on the Huffpost.

[Coon Club Road]

Well, yes as a matter of fact:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. s7XGA4Mj36dxfoSkB1xWeAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1https://i.pinimg.com/236x/88/d6/23/88d623619b4c1f95f69872d5377346e8.jpghttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. Yhdhy6A0dZIVlmmOpMv4pQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1

Of course, they were in black (tire) face.


Great work! :thumb

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Well, yes as a matter of fact:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. s7XGA4Mj36dxfoSkB1xWeAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1https://i.pinimg.com/236x/88/d6/23/88d623619b4c1f95f69872d5377346e8.jpghttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. Yhdhy6A0dZIVlmmOpMv4pQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1

Of course, they were in black (tire) face.

If only we could make tires out of nigger pelts, they would have a use.

[tweakstick]

If only we could make tires out of nigger pelts, they would have a use.

Well, since you brought it up...

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/graphic-warning-leather-made-from-human-skin-during-slavery-still-being-sold-today.2067357/

Not that I believe the story, but if there's any shred of truth to it, niggers are behind it and they are the sole clientele!

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Well, since you brought it up...

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/graphic-warning-leather-made-from-human-skin-during-slavery-still-being-sold-today.2067357/

Not that I believe the story, but if there's any shred of truth to it, niggers are behind it and they are the sole clientele!

I said tires, not clothing. Imagine wearing nigger skin clothes? Yack!

[tweakstick]

I said tires, not clothing. Imagine wearing nigger skin clothes? Yack!

It's been a very long past few days without sleep. Please forgive my temporary insomnia induced insanity dyslexia and/or hallucinations. I think I somehow saw the word "attire" but tire does make more sense.


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