IseDaDiva
01-24-2021, 09:08 PM
This case just cracked me up.
In the ever-enlarging "Niggers who are way too Stupid to Live" category, we have Nigel the Nigger Clown. I'll call him "Niggel" for the sake of expediency.
Niggel - a big grown up buck who thinks he's auditioning for a clownish reality show - needs wheels, but seems he never pays his bills (imagine that!) and has stiffed everyone he's ever dealt with. He sees a car online, calls the dealer and tells him to hold the car for him. He fell in love with the car (a coupe a coupe a COUPE!). He repeats "coupe" at least 8 times.
Alas, that COUPE is gone (he expected the dealer to hold the car for some mush-mouthed nigger bix-nooding on the phone and not sell it to a customer right in the dealership) by the time Niggel knuckles down to the dealer, so dealer says (according to Niggel) "Here. Take this other car. Sit in it, but you're not allowed to take it for a test drive or to get it checked by a mechanic. Just sign here. Trust me."
Niggel, of course, does, even though with his minus credit rating he has to buy a car with 100% interest rate, but who would guess? Niggel doesn't even have enough scratch for the down payment so dealer lends him 500$. I figure the dealer would do anything to get rid of this pre-hated lemon.
Judge Milian wants to know if Niggel read the contract. Why no - no, he didn't read no contrak. I have a feeling he couldn't. Turns out his 11K car will cost 22K in the end. That 100% interest will do that, Niggel!
After Niggel takes the car home, he has an epiphany and realizes he doesn't like it. He suddenly notices it smells bad (probably from his black ass parked in it for the drive home) and his mammy and his hoe tell him to take it back. Umm, that's not how it works, Niggel.
He finally moves his indolent, lazy black ass and takes the car (too late) to a mechanic who tells him it needs 2200$ worth of work. :lol BUT, he bought an extended warranty that would cover all the repairs. How would Niggel know that, since he never EVER bothered to try to read any of his paperwork that bears his "X".
Niggel starts ooking to JM about the car dealer having no "integraty", when he's the nigger who has cheated and stiffed so many entities he has the worst credit in the world and hasn't even paid one cent on his loan. Why should he? He and his mammy and his mouthy hoe don't like the car so that means he doesn't have to pay for it, right?
"Integraty" is not Job 1 for Niggel, but everyone else needs to adhere to his lofty, niggerish ideals. Anyway, JM - who did read the contract - tells him to take the car to the dealer and get it fixed under the warranty. In the hall, Niggel says he's not going to do it. He doesn't want the car. The car dealer was smarmy, with his, "I just try to help niggers" , but did nothing wrong legally. He may not know what his own warranty entails, but still, he's not responsible for taking care of brain-dead, stupid niggers like Niggel. What does Niggel care? He's not going to pay back the 500$ or pay one cent on the hoopty. Niggers only buy cars. They don't pay for them.
In the ever-enlarging "Niggers who are way too Stupid to Live" category, we have Nigel the Nigger Clown. I'll call him "Niggel" for the sake of expediency.
Niggel - a big grown up buck who thinks he's auditioning for a clownish reality show - needs wheels, but seems he never pays his bills (imagine that!) and has stiffed everyone he's ever dealt with. He sees a car online, calls the dealer and tells him to hold the car for him. He fell in love with the car (a coupe a coupe a COUPE!). He repeats "coupe" at least 8 times.
Alas, that COUPE is gone (he expected the dealer to hold the car for some mush-mouthed nigger bix-nooding on the phone and not sell it to a customer right in the dealership) by the time Niggel knuckles down to the dealer, so dealer says (according to Niggel) "Here. Take this other car. Sit in it, but you're not allowed to take it for a test drive or to get it checked by a mechanic. Just sign here. Trust me."
Niggel, of course, does, even though with his minus credit rating he has to buy a car with 100% interest rate, but who would guess? Niggel doesn't even have enough scratch for the down payment so dealer lends him 500$. I figure the dealer would do anything to get rid of this pre-hated lemon.
Judge Milian wants to know if Niggel read the contract. Why no - no, he didn't read no contrak. I have a feeling he couldn't. Turns out his 11K car will cost 22K in the end. That 100% interest will do that, Niggel!
After Niggel takes the car home, he has an epiphany and realizes he doesn't like it. He suddenly notices it smells bad (probably from his black ass parked in it for the drive home) and his mammy and his hoe tell him to take it back. Umm, that's not how it works, Niggel.
He finally moves his indolent, lazy black ass and takes the car (too late) to a mechanic who tells him it needs 2200$ worth of work. :lol BUT, he bought an extended warranty that would cover all the repairs. How would Niggel know that, since he never EVER bothered to try to read any of his paperwork that bears his "X".
Niggel starts ooking to JM about the car dealer having no "integraty", when he's the nigger who has cheated and stiffed so many entities he has the worst credit in the world and hasn't even paid one cent on his loan. Why should he? He and his mammy and his mouthy hoe don't like the car so that means he doesn't have to pay for it, right?
"Integraty" is not Job 1 for Niggel, but everyone else needs to adhere to his lofty, niggerish ideals. Anyway, JM - who did read the contract - tells him to take the car to the dealer and get it fixed under the warranty. In the hall, Niggel says he's not going to do it. He doesn't want the car. The car dealer was smarmy, with his, "I just try to help niggers" , but did nothing wrong legally. He may not know what his own warranty entails, but still, he's not responsible for taking care of brain-dead, stupid niggers like Niggel. What does Niggel care? He's not going to pay back the 500$ or pay one cent on the hoopty. Niggers only buy cars. They don't pay for them.