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IseDaDiva
01-04-2021, 12:08 AM
I'm easily amused.

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson


MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton




And the shortest book of them all......................


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

Goodman Grey
01-04-2021, 01:28 AM
How To Treat A Coalburner With Respect
By: A. Nigger

haywood
01-04-2021, 10:27 AM
I'm easily amused.

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson


MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton




And the shortest book of them all......................


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

Niggers with a triple digit IQ!!

NigShitPigShit
01-04-2021, 11:21 AM
The fact that Mahatma Gandhi never got the Peace Prize but Barry O. did has turned it into The Insult Award. Samuel Little needs to get it next (https://www.binghamtonhomepage.com/news/national/man-called-most-prolific-serial-killer-in-us-history-dies/), for killing a septic-tankload of coons and doing his part for world peace.

Goodman Grey
01-04-2021, 11:41 AM
Gandhi wasn't as peaceful as everyone thinks he is.

He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution, and he hated niggers.

IseDaDiva
01-04-2021, 11:47 AM
The fact that Mahatma Gandhi never got the Peace Prize but Barry O. did has turned it into The Insult Award. Samuel Little needs to get it next (https://www.binghamtonhomepage.com/news/national/man-called-most-prolific-serial-killer-in-us-history-dies/), for killing a septic-tankload of coons and doing his part for world peace.


Any award given to a nigger automatically negates the significance of the award.

NigShitPigShit
01-04-2021, 12:40 PM
He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution

No! Did he really say that?!?! Aa. To hell with him then. I want a refund.

Years ago, I started but didn't finish reading his autobiography. Now I gotta read it to prove Goodman Grey wrong :)

Something to look forward to should I not die in the upcoming civil war! (proving Goodman Grey wrong, that is! :D )


and he hated niggers.

You say that like it's a bad thing :lmao

So my world's shortest books contribution will be, "Things I Know about Gandhi, Who Hated Niggers" (to keep it on-category)!

Ignatow
01-04-2021, 05:30 PM
The shortest nigger book would be --
Wakandan Physics

IseDaDiva
01-04-2021, 06:50 PM
Gandhi wasn't as peaceful as everyone thinks he is.

He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution, and he hated niggers.


Who doesn't hate them? Another short book:

"Those Who Truly Love Niggers".

AFN_Weasel
01-11-2021, 01:20 AM
World's Shortest Books? How about

"Niggers I've Met While Yachting"

Jim Crow
01-11-2021, 09:18 AM
Worlds shortest book?

The usefulness of niggers and liberals
By Jim Crow

jenkemfactory
01-11-2021, 11:58 AM
Ah dang you got me!
I took your title seriously.

NigShitPigShit
01-28-2021, 04:34 PM
-The German book of humor



You must not have met many Germans! :lmao

Whitey Ford
01-29-2021, 12:52 AM
https://i.imgur.com/qThZ58D.jpg

Bottle_of_Hate
01-29-2021, 10:13 AM
13931

CoonsЯus
02-04-2021, 08:45 AM
World's Shortest Books? How about

"Niggers I've Met While Yachting"

Well, I guess those slave ships were just big yachts right? You remember when tennis and golf were exclusively human sports? Then the niggers were encouraged to ' get equal ' and start fucking these things up for the white man? I'm sure it's only a matter of time before niggers get into yachting and ruin this for everybody.

Sandy
02-14-2021, 11:57 PM
-Negroes I have met while yachting
-Book of Black scientists & inventions
-My Plan to Find the Real Killers By O.J. Simpson
-Things I Would Not Do for Money By Dennis Rodman
-Al Gore: The Wild Years
-The Lawyer's handbook of Ethics
-Career Opportunities for Liberal Studies Majors
-Good American beers: An overview

-The Ultimate List of Good English Lovers

-The German book of humor



Those are very funny, but, no anti-Semitic slurs. I give only one warning on those.

I also deleted the one about Italians. There are lots of them who've been war heroes on the right side, like those who fought against Mussolini.