Goodman Grey
12-07-2020, 07:32 PM
I honestly wasn't sure where to put this one, even though it is vaguely nigger related.
https://tvline.com/2020/12/07/mario-lopez-sexy-colonel-sanders-lifetime-movie-kfc-commercial/
Lifetime and KFC revealed on Monday that Mario Lopez will play Colonel Sanders in A Recipe for Seduction, which is being touted as a “Lifetime Original Mini-Movie Presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken,” but is surely just a long commercial. I mean, that’s what we want to assume. (Update: It’s indeed a 15-minute mini-movie, I am assured.)
“Some folks take their secrets to the grave, but Colonel Sanders takes his to the deep fryer,” reads promo copy on the KFC Facebook page, while the “movie” poster (below) features the teaser line, “We All Have Our Secrets, His Just Happens to Be… A Recipe for Seduction.”
The official synopsis on Lifetime’s website says, “As the holidays near, an heiress (played by Bosch alum Justene Alpert) contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef arrives with his secret recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel the mother’s plans.”
Are you admittedly curious to see how 11 secret herbs and spices figure into the Colonel’s seduction game?
13210
I could lie, but there was a time when even I liked KFC. Decades ago, both the extra crispy and original recipe were just so tasty and juicy, and there was nothing like biting into a thicc piece of chiggun and having the grease drip down your chin. I loved those wedge fries and their mac & cheese.
But nowadays they don't use those steroids and hormones anymore, and without the frankenchigguns, it just isn't the same.
Also, now that we all know that the secret ingredient is monosodium glutamate, we can all make our own fried chiggun at home. All you really need is salt, MSG, sugar, and some sort of breading (maybe eggs).
https://tvline.com/2020/12/07/mario-lopez-sexy-colonel-sanders-lifetime-movie-kfc-commercial/
Lifetime and KFC revealed on Monday that Mario Lopez will play Colonel Sanders in A Recipe for Seduction, which is being touted as a “Lifetime Original Mini-Movie Presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken,” but is surely just a long commercial. I mean, that’s what we want to assume. (Update: It’s indeed a 15-minute mini-movie, I am assured.)
“Some folks take their secrets to the grave, but Colonel Sanders takes his to the deep fryer,” reads promo copy on the KFC Facebook page, while the “movie” poster (below) features the teaser line, “We All Have Our Secrets, His Just Happens to Be… A Recipe for Seduction.”
The official synopsis on Lifetime’s website says, “As the holidays near, an heiress (played by Bosch alum Justene Alpert) contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef arrives with his secret recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel the mother’s plans.”
Are you admittedly curious to see how 11 secret herbs and spices figure into the Colonel’s seduction game?
13210
I could lie, but there was a time when even I liked KFC. Decades ago, both the extra crispy and original recipe were just so tasty and juicy, and there was nothing like biting into a thicc piece of chiggun and having the grease drip down your chin. I loved those wedge fries and their mac & cheese.
But nowadays they don't use those steroids and hormones anymore, and without the frankenchigguns, it just isn't the same.
Also, now that we all know that the secret ingredient is monosodium glutamate, we can all make our own fried chiggun at home. All you really need is salt, MSG, sugar, and some sort of breading (maybe eggs).