What Humans Call "Merchandise", Niggs Call "Reparations".

[NigShitPigShit]

Nail yo' house down!!! (reminds me of the photo of Africans who got fried trying to steal copper cables from a power plant)

At one time, the local supermarket positioned its book- and magazine-sales area next to its cafe. They figured humans might like to browse while having a coffee.

Forgetting, of course, that not all their clientele are human!

Late one night, I noticed a whale of a negress (Saturn's rings came to mind) paging through a brand-new (unpurchased) magazine. *JUST* when "Michelle" was about to tear a page from the store's brand-new magazine, I chirped, "Hi! Haven't we met before?". The butt-massive negress jumped outta her shitstained-skin (niggs startle easy! deys allus upta sumthin'!) as though she'd just seen the Triple-K Ghost.

She musta' only been part nigger, as she quickly said, "I thought this blouse was so cute!" (referring to the page she had been poised to steal). Her non-niggness felt guilty, while her prevailing Darkness and Entitlement waited in the wings for another time, another magazine, another opportunity for "reparations".

[tweakstick]

This little niggy went to market
One little niggy stayed home
One little niggy had yard bird
One little niggy had none
This little niggy cried "uhh-aindone-nuffinz" all night long.

:D
Your edit with paragraph breaks are duly noted and much appreciated here. Rambling paragraphs with no punctuation are a pet peeve with so many of us.

[Coon Club Road]

...as though she'd just seen the Triple-K Ghost...

:lol

[Goodman Grey]

Your edit with paragraph breaks are duly noted and much appreciated here. Rambling paragraphs with no punctuation are a pet peeve with so many of us.

I like to use paragraph breaks to separate radically different ideas. Also, the "too long, didn't read; wall of text" comment from readers is definitely something to be feared.

I've dealt with customers that were in the process of stealing things, and a few have actually attempted to give me the "you're racist" excuse. I told them to hand over the stolen items and to get the fuck out of my store.

Oddly, I never received any complaints in regards to those specific incidents, despite breaking store policies and my use of vulgar language. Obviously, I didn't call them niggers, because that actually would cause problems (even though it really shouldn't, and niggers shouldn't even be allowed to shop in the same stores as humans).

[Whitey Ford]

https://i.imgur.com/HNw9OE9.png

[Tar Remover]

Niggers......