Sandy
10-29-2020, 01:38 PM
Another nigger "athlete" can't follow simple rules. It wasn't banned over drug testing, but because it couldn't be found for a random test like the sport requires. It was too busy doping up, smoking crack, or muh dikking a ho somewhere, it'll lose millions of dollars in endorsements. Not having to see it on cereal boxes won't exactly break my heart, though.
American sprinter Christian Coleman, the reigning world champion in the 100 meter, will miss the Tokyo Olympics due to a doping ban.
Coleman is not, however, suspected of using performance-enhancing drugs. He’s been banned for a third “whereabouts failure.” And that, he claims, essentially amounted to a Christmas shopping trip.
The Athletics Integrity Unit (AIU), a global track-and-field anti-doping agency, upheld Coleman’s two-year suspension on Tuesday, ruling that the 24-year-old U.S. star was not where he said he’d be during a one-hour window last December. Coleman said he was there, at his apartment, briefly, to eat takeout Chipotle. Investigators didn’t believe him, and said a Walmart receipt was proof.
Coleman said he’d been out Christmas shopping, and could have been home in five minutes if doping control officers had simply called him. Authorities said that didn’t matter.
When Coleman filed his October-December whereabouts report, therefore, he knew he was one strike away from a ban. Sometime before October 1, he filed it, and said he’d be home, at his residence in Lexington, Kentucky, from 7:15-8:15 p.m. on December 9. When two doping control officers arrived around 7:15 that night, Coleman wasn’t. And that’s where the story gets messy.
Coleman, in a virtual hearing earlier this month, claimed he had returned home between Chipotle and Walmart to eat and watch Monday Night Football. He remembered seeing the game kickoff at 8:15. The doping control officers, he concluded, must have left early and missed him.
“Don’t tell me I ‘missed’ a test if you sneak up on my door (parked outside the gate and walked through...there’s no record of anyone coming to my place) without my knowledge,” Coleman wrote. “Knocked while I was Christmas shopping 5 mins away at the mall and didn’t even bother to call me or attempt to reach me. I was more than ready and available for testing and if I had received a phone call I could’ve taken the drug test and carried on with my night. I was only made aware of this attempted drug test the next day.”
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/christian-coleman-olympics-ban-doping-violations-214148876.html
So it doesn't matter that the testing officials took pictures where the nigger loves, to the nigger that's not proof they were there. This is about the fastest dindu nuffins from the fastest dindu on the planet.
A trucker friend has told me how that industry's testing guidelines have gotten super strict over the years. If you're told to test, you go immediately, because you're given only as much time as it takes to travel to the testing center. If you refuse to go, you're treated as if you tested positive. If you don't make it on time, you're treated as if you tested positive. The rules are clear. The rules are clear in track and field too.
American sprinter Christian Coleman, the reigning world champion in the 100 meter, will miss the Tokyo Olympics due to a doping ban.
Coleman is not, however, suspected of using performance-enhancing drugs. He’s been banned for a third “whereabouts failure.” And that, he claims, essentially amounted to a Christmas shopping trip.
The Athletics Integrity Unit (AIU), a global track-and-field anti-doping agency, upheld Coleman’s two-year suspension on Tuesday, ruling that the 24-year-old U.S. star was not where he said he’d be during a one-hour window last December. Coleman said he was there, at his apartment, briefly, to eat takeout Chipotle. Investigators didn’t believe him, and said a Walmart receipt was proof.
Coleman said he’d been out Christmas shopping, and could have been home in five minutes if doping control officers had simply called him. Authorities said that didn’t matter.
When Coleman filed his October-December whereabouts report, therefore, he knew he was one strike away from a ban. Sometime before October 1, he filed it, and said he’d be home, at his residence in Lexington, Kentucky, from 7:15-8:15 p.m. on December 9. When two doping control officers arrived around 7:15 that night, Coleman wasn’t. And that’s where the story gets messy.
Coleman, in a virtual hearing earlier this month, claimed he had returned home between Chipotle and Walmart to eat and watch Monday Night Football. He remembered seeing the game kickoff at 8:15. The doping control officers, he concluded, must have left early and missed him.
“Don’t tell me I ‘missed’ a test if you sneak up on my door (parked outside the gate and walked through...there’s no record of anyone coming to my place) without my knowledge,” Coleman wrote. “Knocked while I was Christmas shopping 5 mins away at the mall and didn’t even bother to call me or attempt to reach me. I was more than ready and available for testing and if I had received a phone call I could’ve taken the drug test and carried on with my night. I was only made aware of this attempted drug test the next day.”
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/christian-coleman-olympics-ban-doping-violations-214148876.html
So it doesn't matter that the testing officials took pictures where the nigger loves, to the nigger that's not proof they were there. This is about the fastest dindu nuffins from the fastest dindu on the planet.
A trucker friend has told me how that industry's testing guidelines have gotten super strict over the years. If you're told to test, you go immediately, because you're given only as much time as it takes to travel to the testing center. If you refuse to go, you're treated as if you tested positive. If you don't make it on time, you're treated as if you tested positive. The rules are clear. The rules are clear in track and field too.