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Jim Crow
09-10-2020, 07:24 PM
A young nigger walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

Coon Club Road
09-10-2020, 09:32 PM
:lol

Ignatow
09-11-2020, 12:21 AM
A young nigger walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

This is a classic! Niggers, work...does not compute. Even when they were slaves they didn't work.

IseDaDiva
09-11-2020, 09:01 AM
Good one. :lol

Whitey Ford
09-11-2020, 12:14 PM
Q: What's long, black and stinks?


A: The unemployment line. :lol

Jim Crow
09-11-2020, 03:57 PM
Q: What's long, black and stinks?


A: The unemployment line. :lol
That’s an oldie, but still a goodie!