Nigger Jokes

[Bottle_of_Hate]

I think we need a nigger joke thread. I'll start

A nigger, muslim, and a white guy at a construction site. They find something shiny in the dirt. When they wipe it off, a genie pops out and offers them each one wish.

Nigger: I want my own country so my brothers and sisters can live in peace.

Muslim: I want my own country so my brothers and sisters can live in peace.

White Guy: Let me get this straight. The niggers are going to live in their own country and the muslims are going to live in their own country?

Genie: That's right!

White guy: Fuck it. I'll take a diet coke.




A few years ago I found out that Al Sharpton was going to speak at a church a few miles from where I live, so I decided to go check him out. After his sermon he approached me, put his hand on my shoulder and said "Brother, through the power of Jesus you will walk today." I thought he had singled me out because I was the only white person there. I told him nothing was wrong with me and I was healthy. Again Al said "Brother, through the power of Jesus you will walk today." When I left the church I discovered my car had been stolen.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

This guy lived way up north. Tired of the snow, he tied a snow blower to the roof of his car and told his wife to get in. He said they were going to drive south until nobody had any idea what a snow blower was. They stopped for gas in GA. A man asked what that was tied to his roof. At that moment he knew this was to be his new home. Months later friends of the couple decided to visit them in GA. They went to the couples house to find nobody home. They asked the neighbors if they had seen the couple. The neighbors replied, We saw them leaving the neighborhood yesterday with a nigger tied to the roof of their car!

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Anaheim, California: CNN reported today that Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black", which is the African-American version of "Snow White" has been canceled. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank, have refused to sing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" because they say it offends Black prostitutes. They also say they have absolutely no intention of singing "It's off to work we go."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape White women? An inmate.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked “May I help you?” The farmer said “Yea, I want to get one of them dayvorces.” The attorney said “Well do you have any grounds?” The farmer said “Yea, I got 140 acres.” The attorney said “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?” The farmer said, “No I don’t have a Case. I have a John Deere”. The Attorney said “No, you do not understand. I mean do you have a grudge?” The farmer said, “Yea, that is where I park my John Deere.” The attorney said “No sir. I mean do you have a suit?” The farmer said “Yes sir. I wear it to church on Sunday”. The Attorney said “Well does your wife beat you up or anything?” The farmer said “No we both get up at 4:30.” The attorney said “Well, is she a nagger?” The farmer said “No she is a little white girl. But our last child was a nagger and that is why I want a dayvorce.”

[Bottle_of_Hate]

I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the Black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and say their names. A little niglet stood up and said that his name was "Mother Fucker." "Excuse me?" asked the incredulous teacher. "That's right ho, my name be Mother Fucker." "Well listen here," said the teacher, "this may be the first day of school, and you may think you can use foul language to get attention, but I can assure you that I won't tolerate it. Now, tell me your real name right now or I will send you straight to the principal's office." The black boy replied, "Look bitch, I said my name be Mother Fucker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be Mother Fucker!" "Well, that's it! Get out of my classroom right now!" The boy headed for the door and when he got there he turned to his twin brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Come on, Fuck Face, the bitch ain't gonna believe you either."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Nigger walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctuh, you gots ta hep me! I'm dyin' and it hurts!" "Well, where does it hurt, boy?" "Oh lawd, it hurts here," pointing to his leg, "And it hurts here," pointing to his arm, "And it's killin' me here," pointing to his stomach. After a full examination, the doctor says, "Get out of my office you asshole, all you have is a broken finger!"

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down, and there is only 2 parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it is imperative that I survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we both have parachutes because that nigger just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

There is this rich Texas rancher who has a 100 meter long swimming pool with a shark in it. He has always said if anyone could swim from one end to the other without being eaten, he would give them either his daughter or his ranch. Well, his beautiful daughter had gone off to art school in New York and brought a nigger classmate home to one of her Dad's big barbeques. Of course, everyone is talking about how fucked up it is that the rancher's daughter brought a nigger there, when all of a sudden there was a huge splash. Everyone looked, and it was the nigger swimming his black ass off with the shark hot on his trail. At the other end of the pool the nigger threw himself out of the water and lay gasping and panting on the ground. The rancher came up and said, "Well, shit. I am a man of my word, so do you want my ranch or my daughter?" The nigger said, " Neither, I just want to know who pushed me into the pool."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

It was the Summer of 1968 and a nigger showed up at the Pearly Gates. Peter comes out and says, "Uh, is there something I can do for you? I mean, we don't let niggers in here." "I know," said the nigger, "It's just that, I am from Alabama, and I grew up around White folks, and I like White folks, and I even married a White woman, so I thought maybe I could get in." Peter said, "Wait, you say you married a White woman in Alabama? When the hell was this?" The nigger looks at his watch and says, "Oh, about 10 minutes ago."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Two white convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a nigger has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to the first tree the dogs go crazy, barking and jumping. The White convict goes, "Meeeow," and the cops just think it is a cat stuck in a tree. So they go to the next tree where the other White convict says, "Hoo Hoo hoo Hoooo." The police figure it is just an owl in the tree. The nigger, hearing how the 2 White guys avoided capture, figures he will do the same, and when the dogs get to his tree, he lets out a loud, "Moooooooooo."

So anyway, they all three get captured, and now they face the firing squad. The first White guy is standing there and as the warden says, "Ready.....Aim...." the prisoner points behind the cops and yells, "Tornado!" As the firing squad turns to look for the twister, the convict jumps over the wall and escapes. Now they have the second White convict standing there. "Ready.....Aim...." He points over their shoulders and yells, "Flash flood!", and escapes as they turn to look. Now the nigger has his turn. "Ready.Aim....." Just then the nigger jumps up and points and yells, "Fire!"

[Bottle_of_Hate]

2 priests are arguing over whether God is black or White. Finally the one says he will just go ask God himself. When he comes back he says with a shrug, "I don't know, he just said 'I am what I am'" The other priest says, Well, that proves it! God is white!" "How can you be so sure?" "Well, because, if God was a nigger he would have said, "I is what I is."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The F.B.I. sends an agent to South Africa to learn how the police there stop riots. The South African Police General takes him to a township disturbance where the police fire tear gas grenades at the niger mob. The mob runs away a few blocks, regroups, and comes rushing back at the police. Then the cops open up on them with powerful fire hoses, sending the rioters spinning down the street like soccer balls. They regroup and come charging back again, only to be met with squads of German Shepherd attack dogs. They bite those niggers so full of holes that they run like hell and don't come back. "Very impressive," says the F.B.I. agent, "But let me ask you; since the dogs were so effective, why not just use them first?" "Ah, you don't understand," said the Police general, "The niggers down here smell so bad, first we have to fumigate them and rinse them off before our dogs will touch them."

[DaveInTexas]

A cowboy walks into a bar, and says to the nigger bartender 'Hey nigger, gimme a beer'. The nigger rolled his eyes and said 'Sir, I'll give you a beer, but am offended by the nigger remark and would appreciate it if you didn't do that again'

The cowboy apologized, drank the beer and said 'Hey boy, bring me another one'

The nigger's patience was running low and said 'Look buddy, I don't appreciate your racism. How would you like it if you were the bartender and I was a racist asshole calling you names'

The cowboy thought for a moment and said 'Ok, it's a deal'

The nigger left as the cowboy went behind the bar and a few moments later, the nigger returned, sat down on the barstool and yelled 'Hey honky, bring me a beer'.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers here', the cowboy replied

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for $15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned White.....Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take $20 and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15 and I can get turned white, too!" "Bet, dog," says the other bootlip, and he goes inside. 10 minutes later, you wouldn't believe it. That nigger was blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie. The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are really White! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!" "Fuck you, nigger, get a job!"


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[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

Leticia goes down to the playground and turns 5 tricks @ $20 each.

On the way home, she stops at da likka sto and picks up a case of Colt fortify for $10.

A few minutes later, she runs into her cousin Beyonce and gives her $10 so she can buy some waddymellon flavored condoms.

Just as she get's back to her creeib,, she notices a brutha passed out drunk on the sidewalk. Out of the goodness of her heart,
she leaves the brutha $2 so he'll have a happy kwaanza.


How much money does Leticia have left ??




None. Leroy smacked her and took it all.

[haywood]

Leticia goes down to the playground and turns 5 tricks @ $20 each.

On the way home, she stops at da likka sto and picks up a case of Colt fortify for $10.

A few minutes later, she runs into her cousin Beyonce and gives her $10 so she can buy some waddymellon flavored condoms.

Just as she get's back to her creeib,, she notices a brutha passed out drunk on the sidewalk. Out of the goodness of her heart,
she leaves the brutha $2 so he'll have a happy kwaanza.


How much money does Leticia have left ??




None. Leroy smacked her and took it all.

What are the 2 best ways of babysitting a hyper nigglet? 1) Wet their bootlips and stick them to a wall. 2) By a trampoline and put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Kidnap a Mexican kid and blindfold him, put a hammer in his hand and tell him it's a piñata!!!!

[DaveInTexas]

How do you starve a nigger?

Take his government check and hide it underneath a job application

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

Why do niggers have flat noses and big lips ??

Because when theyr'e born, the doctor has to step on the back of their head,, so he can pull out the tail.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them somefamous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from schoolthe next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary."Hands shot up.

"Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?""Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You maygo home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow."

The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands went up."Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King,Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip schooltomorrow also."

From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice,"You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out,"David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

[DaveInTexas]

How do you teach basic math to a niglet?

'Now Jimmy, If I have 5 bags of crack, and you buy 3, how many bags of crack would I have'

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A little niglet put some flour on his face and when hismother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slappedhim and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out andsaid, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and senthim to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thoughtfor sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I isa White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted,"I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you niggers!"

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger axes "whatchou be doin"...

The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
Here, I'll show you...".

So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated,, says "do it agains".

The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water,, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just
got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me" ??

The Chinese guy says "SURE... this is a magic pond -- anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.

So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water,, and then listens to the air around him.

And it hears "chim pan zee'.

[Ignatow]

^^^^^
Classics all above. Still makes me laugh.
The one with the skipping stones, I heard a similar version.
When the Chinese man does it, the sound goes chin chin Chung. No offense intended to our Chinese human friends.
As for the ape, it goes chimpanzee first. It gets mad. Throws a bigger rock.

bab-boon!

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year." The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

[YT Rules]

How do you teach basic math to a niglet?

'Now Jimmy, If I have 5 bags of crack, and you buy 3, how many bags of crack would I have'

Before he robs him?

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A nigger boy comes home from his first grade class and said,"Momma, all the White kids made an A+ on the math test, but I failed. Whyis that?" His mother said, "It's because you are black, my son."Then the boy said, "And all the White kids got an A+ on the spelling test,but I failed that too. How come?" "Because you are black, myson," said his mother. "But then when we took a shower after gymclass, I noticed my dick was bigger than all the White boy's dicks. Why isthat?" "Well son," she said, "that is because you are 15 years old."

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A nigger finds a lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops outand offers to grant him a wish. He told the genie he wanted to wake up everymorning for the rest of his life with 3 women in bed with him. The next day hewoke up in bed with Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt, and Tonya Harding. Hisdick was gone, his leg was broken, and he didn't have any health insurance.


A nigger finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie popsout. When he sees the nigger he says, "Oh, shit. What do you want?"The nigger says, "I want a bridge from America to Africa made out of puregold." The genie says, "Are you fucking crazy? You know how much goldthat would take? That is impossible. Pick something else." So the niggersays, "OK, I want all the little nigger children to be just as smart andgood looking as the White children." The genie says, "OK, so that bridge,you want it to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A trucker carrying a load of bowling balls picked up 2 nigger hitch hikers who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to lookin the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong... That truck is carrying a load of nigger eggs and 2 of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table. The firstjar says "Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint". The second says"Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint", and the third says “Nigger Brains,$100.00 a pint." "Hey, why are these nigger brains $100 bucks apint?" asked the man. The shop owner replied, "You know how manyniggers it takes to get a whole pint of brains?"

[tweakstick]

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This may be over the top for some. I've tried to sanitize from the original version but remember, I am a retired Sailor. Turn back now, ladies...
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Latoya Jackscoon goes to Papa Joe and asks "Daddy, can I borrow the car tonight?"

Papa Joe replies "WHAT? BITCH, SUCK MUH DIKK!!!"

Latoya: "Papa, that's sick!"

Papa Joe: "I said SUCK MUH DIKK BITCH!!!" With that, he unzipped his trousers, pulled out his child star money-maker, grabbed Latoya by her nappy hair, shoved her head into his crotch and began to face rape his daughter.

In between thrust, she managed to gurgle out a few words: "Umph.. but... daddymph umph... Yo dikk... ummpphh taste like.. (gulp choke) umph TASTE LIKE SHEEEIIITTT!!!!"


Papa Joe replies: "Dats right, baby gurl!!! YO BROTHA MICHAEL ALREADY GOT THE CAR TONIGHT!!!"
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Yeah, I know... I'm going to hell.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

@ Tweak...

Oh Shit!, that was funny!

[tweakstick]

@ Tweak...

Oh Shit!, that was funny!

MP, Let me tell you about the first time I ever told that joke in mixed company (Navy excluded).

Mrs. Tweak and I were invited on a triple date with her best friend, her bf's husband and a couple that they hung with that we had never met until that night. While the six of us were piled into their minivan on our way to the casino restaurant, somehow the discussion turned to dirty jokes. We sat in the back of the minivan and listened quietly to the four of them cackling away while exchanging what they believed to be the dirtiest jokes they all had ever heard. We had both already decided that the couple we didn't know well were probably swingers and were therefore no strangers to filth. Mrs. Tweak's friend's hubby being a cop, we already knew that they were also familiar with bawdy humor. All three of our wives were Cub Scout moms - go figure.

After several minutes of silence from us, they began to try to engage us and challenged us to tell a dirty joke. After much cajoling turned to outright double dog daring, I warned them all, saying "You guys do know what I do for a living - right... I'm in the Navy FFS! You don't really want me to do this!" This seemed to only whip them into a frenzy even more. Mrs. Tweak then warned me that maybe I should just abstain - after all, she knew what I meant. She had a few years of experience as a Navy wife to know what they were in for. Maybe I should have listened.

I thought about it and came up with that one ^ since it seemed to be one of the more tame ones compared to others I knew. I figured I would test the waters with it and go from there. I proceeded to tell it pretty much word for word as above. When I was done, It was like something had sucked the atmosphere in the van down to 30 inches hg. It was complete silence. You couldn't even hear the road noise. It went over like a fart in church. Everyone in front of us just stared quietly ahead toward the oncoming headlights with blank expressions completely mortified, stiff and jaws agape. Not another word was spoken for the rest of the trip and no-one spoke of the incident again that night.

It wasn't until many days later that Mrs. Tweak and I started piecing things together thru talking to her friend. While her friend did admit that it was (surprisingly to us) the filthiest joke she had ever heard, there were also other aggravating factors:

1. The swinging couple had a teenage daughter.
2. The teenage daughter had a nigger boyfriend.
3. The swinging couple likely swung thru the jungle themselves.
4. The teenage daughter was pregnant from her nigger boyfriend.
5. The father had accusations of molestation levied from a former wife - presumably with the same teenage daughter (we never found out for sure).

These facts all meshed together to form the perfect storm in that minivan on that night. The rest of the evening was akin to sitting thru a three hour job interview while squirming on a hemorrhoid.

I've since learned not to always give someone what they ask for outright without really knowing them and how they might take it.


And now you know the rest of the nigger story.

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[Midder Peenud Hayed]

That's hilarious, Tweak! My problem is, I can never remember a joke or will fuck up the punchline rushing to get there.

I do enjoy a good laugh though -- especially at the expense of niggers :lol

This site is a bonafide laugh riot 24/7!

[tweakstick]

^^^If I couldn't laugh at this shit, I would have completely lost my mind years ago -

BECAUSE...

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[Bottle_of_Hate]

It is graduation day and everyone but Rodney is getting a diploma.

The principal hands out a deploma to every nigger except Rodney. All of them chant.

GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE!


Alright Rodney I'm going to give you another chance. I'm going to ask you a question and if you can answer it you will get your diploma and you can graduate. What is 3 x 5. Rodney: 14! That's the wrong answer.



GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE!

Alright Rodney I am going to give you another chance. What is 14 - 3. Rodney: 9! That's the wrong answer.


GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE!

Alright Rodney I am going to give you one last chance. What is 3 x 3. Rodney :9!

GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE!

[Odin's balls]

I saw a nigger walking down the street carrying a flat screen TV.

I thought "shit! That looks just like mine"!

Then I remembered. Mine is chained up in the shed at home, crying for food.

[Odin's balls]

As the weather has warmed up, the local niglets are outside having a water fight.

I'm a public spirited character and will be outside joining them in the fun.

As soon as this kettle has boiled.

NB: This is English humour. Do NOT try this at home.

[Odin's balls]

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Latoya Jackscoon goes to Papa Joe and asks "Daddy, can I borrow the car tonight?"

Papa Joe replies "WHAT? BITCH, SUCK MUH DIKK!!!"

Latoya: "Papa, that's sick!"

Papa Joe: "I said SUCK MUH DIKK BITCH!!!" With that, he unzipped his trousers, pulled out his child star money-maker, grabbed Latoya by her nappy hair, shoved her head into his crotch and began to face rape his daughter.

In between thrust, she managed to gurgle out a few words: "Umph.. but... daddymph umph... Yo dikk... ummpphh taste like.. (gulp choke) umph TASTE LIKE SHEEEIIITTT!!!!"


Papa Joe replies: "Dats right, baby gurl!!! YO BROTHA MICHAEL ALREADY GOT THE CAR TONIGHT!!!"
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Yeah, I know... I'm going to hell.

Reminds me of this little gem. (please do not read if you are female, of a sensitive nature, or just normal).

Niglet runs into the parent's bedroom and tells his mum 'Mum, big sister Shaniqua has her period'

Shocked, the sheboon replies 'How do you know that Leroy'?

'Because Daddy's dick tastes like blood'.

[tweakstick]

^^^
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Disclaimer: The following jokes in no way advocate violence toward niggers! They are only jokes and should be taken only as such:

Q: What's the hardest thing about running over a nigglet?
A: My dick.

Q: What has 8 big black hairy legs and makes women scream?
A: Gang rape...

Q: What do you throw a drowning rockfish?
A: His fambly and a cinder block.

Q: How many niggers does it take to roof a house?
A: It depends on how thin they were sliced at the factory.

Q: What does the guy that has killed more Indians than the US Cavalry always say?
A: Gimme all duh money in dat register, muhfuggah!

Q: How many niggers does it take to grease a car suspension?
A: Depends on how fast you are driving when they wander out in front of you.

Q: What never makes it past five years without breaking?
A: A nigger hymen.

Q: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A nigger and a pelican fighting over a carp.

Q: How do you fit 100 Nigerians into a 48 quart cooler without cremating them?
A: Tell them it's a boat sailing to France.


If the camera adds ten pounds, do African nigglets really exist?


My sixth grade English teacher Mrs. Secreeshuh one day asked the class what could come at the end of a sentence. I stuck my hand up and said "A freed nigger." She screeched at me and told me I was wrong and that maybe I should reconsider my answer. I thought about it but apparently "The warden makes sure the nigger don't still have a pulse" wasn't the right one either. I spent a lot of time in detention that year.


Sorry guys, I need to wrap this up now. I'm at the mall right now and the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen is apparently looking over my shoulder reading as I ty

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The president is flying in a helicopter in a tour of the south. He sees a nigger being towed on water skis behind a boat being driven by two white men. The president says "I like that. I like to see people of different races recreating together. Especially here in the south". The helicopter pilot says "Mr. President, you sure don't no nothing about alligator hunting."

[Ray Cizzums]

Q: What do Mr. Clean, and a taser, have in common ?
A: They'll both put a shine on the floor.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Q: What do Mr. Clean, and a taser, have in common ?
A: They'll both put a shine on the floor.

:rofl

[Bottle_of_Hate]

A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger asks "whatchou be doin"?


The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
Here, I'll show you.”


So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated, says "do it agains".


The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me"?


The Chinese guy says "SURE, this is a magic pond. Anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.


So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water, and then listens to the air around him.


And it hears "chim pan zee'.

[DaveInTexas]

What is the National Day of Confusion for niggers?
Father's Day

Why do niggers call each other 'brother'?
Because they don't know who the father is

What's the difference between a nigger's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back

What's the difference between a nigger's father and The Lost Ark?
You have a better chance of finding The Ark

Why don't niggers go to the zoo?
The zoo keepers keep putting them back in the primate exhibit

What do niggers consider public transportation?
A police car

What's a real damn shame?
A bus of niggers driving off a cliff, with 2 empty seats

Why are so many niggers in Detroit?
There are no jobs in Detroit

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while
visiting a primary school class, found themselves in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead
the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the
illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field
and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,
that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an
accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing
everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al.
"That's what we would call a great loss." The room
goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises
his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane
carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a
tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be
an accident either."

[Sandy]

Your second one especially, Dave, :lol.

[haywood]

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while
visiting a primary school class, found themselves in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead
the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the
illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field
and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,
that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an
accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing
everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al.
"That's what we would call a great loss." The room
goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises
his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane
carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a
tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be
an accident either."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:duh:racist:fulibs

[DaveInTexas]

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while
visiting a primary school class, found themselves in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead
the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the
illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field
and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,
that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an
accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing
everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al.
"That's what we would call a great loss." The room
goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises
his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane
carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a
tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be
an accident either."

I love it

[DaveInTexas]

A cowboy, an Indian and a nigger were at a bar.

'Once we were many, now we are few', the Indian lamented

'Once wez were few, now wez many', the nigger said

'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and niggers, yet', the Cowboy replied

[haywood]

A cowboy, an Indian and a nigger were at a bar.

'Once we were many, now we are few', the Indian lamented

'Once wez were few, now wez many', the nigger said

'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and niggers, yet', the Cowboy replied

Good one!! :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[CoonsЯus]

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder....

Barman says, " Hey, where did you get that? "

Parrot says " Africa, there's fucking millions of them out there ! "

[DaveInTexas]

Found these on the internet.

What do you call a nigger in a suit?
Defendant

What do you call a white surrounded by 5 niggers?
In trouble

What do you call a white surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden

Why do so many niggers run track in school?
So they can train to out-run the cops, later

What's the difference between black and a nigger?
One's a color and one's a nigger

What do you call a nigger hanging from a tree?
Pinata

What do you call 100 dead niggers?
A good start

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What's black and white and goes rolling along the boardwalk?
A nigger and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing!

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
'Oh shit, I set WHO free'

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

What's the best way to scare a nigger?
Hand him a job application

What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A major crack problem

What do you call a nigger driving a Cadillac?
Chauffeur

What's the best thing to happen to New Orleans?
Katrina

Whats faster then a nigger running with your TV?
His brother with the VCR.

Why do niggers have red eyes after sex?
Pepper spray.

A nigger was working one day... nah, nobody would ever believe that

How do you teach a nigger math?
If you had 5 bags of crack, and I bought 3, how many bags of crack would you have?

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
why would you?

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Why do niggers celebrate the 1st day of every month?
Welfare check day

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work

Why did the nigger cross the road?
To rob the 7-11

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

What do you call a white man driving a black man?
Police officer

What do you call a group of niggers in jail?
A family reunion

How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You have a better chance of finding the holy grail

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.

What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
Homeless.

What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
A lepra-coon.

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
Gifted.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week

[CoonsЯus]

don't forget this one...

How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white girl?

Toss them a basket ball !

[YT Rules]

Why did the nigger cross the road?

Its muh-dikk was stuck in the chicken!

[Jim Crow]

What does a Nigger sow and a hockey player have in common?
They both remove their pads after three periods.

[Odin's balls]

Why do white women date niggers?

To get their purse back.

[Whitey Ford]

Why do white women date niggers?

To get their purse back.

Did you ever hear the one about the Korean mudshark?
Die-soon Phrom Koon. :)

[Jim Crow]

What do you throw a drowning nigger ?
The rest of his family!

[Jim Crow]

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

[haywood]

What does a Nigger sow and a hockey player have in common?
They both remove their pads after three periods.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim Crow]

What’s black/yellow and makes you smile?
A bus load of niggers going over a cliff!

[haywood]

What’s black/yellow and makes you smile?
A bus load of niggers going over a cliff!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :unigger:violin:rofl:rofl

[Odin's balls]

Sitting at home and minding my own business, I heard a massive crash and a lot of commotion outside.

Of course, I became concerned and ran outside to see what was going on.

Turns out that some nigger's pizza delivery scooter had been hit head on by a concrete wagon and the nigger had been squished like a bug.

Everything is OK though. My pizza was fine.

[Jim Crow]

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

[Bakkabawl Stah]

Why don't niggers like aspirin?

It's white, you have to dig through cotton to get it, and it works.

[haywood]

What do you throw a drowning nigger ?
The rest of his family!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Multiple ROCKFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haywood]

why don't niggers like aspirin?

It's white, you have to dig through cotton to get it, and it works.

troof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim Crow]

What’s black and orange and very entertaining to watch?
A nigger on fire!

[Odin's balls]

Q. What is black and gold and looks good hanging off a nigger's neck?

A. A Rottweiler.

[Odin's balls]

Q. What is black and gold and looks good hanging off a nigger's neck?

A. A Rottweiler.

[Odin's balls]

Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)

[haywood]

Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just squirted my first cup of coffee out of my nostrils!!

[tweakstick]

Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)

Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill a hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. 8FXVIU7wYo7OMREZWKdQ-QHaFb%26pid%3DApi&f=1

[Odin's balls]

Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill any hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. 8FXVIU7wYo7OMREZWKdQ-QHaFb%26pid%3DApi&f=1

:bert

[haywood]

Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill a hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. 8FXVIU7wYo7OMREZWKdQ-QHaFb%26pid%3DApi&f=1

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Odin's balls]

This week, the wife has decided to wear a burka in solidarity with muslim women.

So far, she has been spat at, punched in the face and kicked up the arse.

God knows what is going to happen when she actually leaves the house.

[tweakstick]

The algorithms don't lie!
Try it before Google changes it.

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[haywood]

The algorithms don't lie!
Try it before Google changes it.

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Ebonics n' sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!

[NigShitPigShit]

The algorithms don't lie! Try it before Google changes it. Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for :lmao

[Trailltrader]

Answer is still "5" cause he'd pop a cap in yo' ass

[Trailltrader]

A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger asks "whatchou be doin"?


The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
Here, I'll show you.”


So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated, says "do it agains".


The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me"?


The Chinese guy says "SURE, this is a magic pond. Anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.


So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water, and then listens to the air around him.

And it hears "chim pan zee'.

On a more serious note? Never let an Asian touch you; we Americans think it's for good luck, in Asia it means they're giving you their demons. Don't accept their demons

[tweakstick]

^^:confused:
Not sure where you heard that one, but I've never heard it and I've worked with plenty of them. To my knowledge, I have no demons. I could go down the street to the local Catholic church and drink some holy water though, if you think I need to make sure.

[jenkemfactory]

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[Sandy]

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It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.

[jenkemfactory]

It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.

That really is orangutan jizm simpson.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Gun

[CoonsЯus]

A guy at work said to me " there's so many fucking Afghans coming now, Dodge are starting to sell camels ! "

made me laugh :lol

[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

Why did the nigger cross the road?

Its muh-dikk was stuck in the chicken!

:rofl

[Odin's balls]

Q. What's black and screams?

A. Harvey Price answering the iron.

:)

[Coon Town]

Did you hear that David Copperfield got AIDS?
Yeah, he was messing with Magic.

[MegaBeef]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number
of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of
children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman
behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of
children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your
children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very
unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked
the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[MegaBeef]

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 37 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

[CoonsЯus]

two niglet owner sows talking...

" yo baybee....him be teethin yet? "

" Yeah...only cell fones, wallets and purses "

:lol

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

One from the 80's... first racist joke I learned. Have you heard it? Probably.

---------The car door--------

A Nigger, a Rabbi, and a Mexican were lost in the
desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down.
They decided to each take a piece of
the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Mexican took the
radiator, the Rabbi took the seat, and the Nigger took the
car door.

After a while of walking the Rabbi asked the Mexican "I'm
confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Mexican
responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid, Amigo."

Next the Nigger asked the Rabbi "Why did you bring the
seat?" The Rabbi said "Oy vey! If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the
sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."

Finally the Rabbi asked the Nigger why he had chosen the car
door. The Nigger quickly responded to this question,
"Yo. So when it gets hot I cain roll down duh window."

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why are there no black people on the Flinstones?
Because they were still apes back then.

What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
Niggers.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot. "They're all over the fucking place."

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
-----------------------
How are black people and tornadoes similar?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
------------------------
I wouldn't dream of being racist towards my black neighbour....
I'd actually do it.

-------------------

I've always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a black
family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were
constantly being slammed, there was shouting and music was played at
full blast into the wee hours.
Despite trying all that, I still couldn't get that damn nigger family to
move out.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

What's a crying shame?
When you find out the bus had 3 empty seats.

-------------------------------

Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck.
Reverse-racism is when you back up.

---------------------------

What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his teenage nympho daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.

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[DoctorsAndEngineers]

What is black and has ten legs and goes Ho-De-Doe, Ho-De-Doe?
A group of fat black women running for the elevator.


What did they call the first nigger test tube baby?
Janitor in a Drum.

How can you tell when a nigger as been on your computer?
It's not there.

What repulsive thing can you find in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
Every time they hear Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister.

What do you call a black test tube baby?
Janitor in a drum.

What do you call a black man in Thailand?
A tycoon.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
A Branch manager.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Q: Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

How do you babysit a black baby?
Lick it's lips and stick it to the window.

How do you stop a nigger kid from jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.

Why are blacks so tall?
Because they're KNEE-grows.


(he actually thinks those are funny... corny bstard LOL)

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn nigger history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little nigger hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, niggers are fucking assholes!"
Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!"
"Why, you aren't a nigger," he says.
"I know, I'm a fucking asshole!"


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[DoctorsAndEngineers]

What’s black and orange and very entertaining to watch?
A nigger on fire!

So pretty at night

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)

What's the difference between black poosay and a bowling ball?

You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

I'm so tired of these racist jokes, they're all the same!
I mean,
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.


:stare tyrone:rayciss:nigbongo

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Hear about the new perfume for Sheboons?
It's called "Eau de doo dah day."

:rimshot

[haywood]

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn nigger history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little nigger hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

LOL!! GOOD one!!

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

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[haywood]

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Q: What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
A" "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."


Not much of a joke, is it.
I dedicate that joke to all NFL fans, nigger loving mudsharks and closet homo Jockstrap-snapping Jock cucks, alike
You know those losers who are 40 but still pretending they are the star Jock cool guy they thought they were in high school.
Or those totally gay coaches that end up coaching a team of all niggers. Lucky you LOL
Or all the Nicole Brown Simpsons in training that date niggers in high school or college, thinking it will make them popular.
Yes you are popular now, I think you maybe the most popular whore in the whole school

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

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[DoctorsAndEngineers]

Q: Why Do Niggers Hate Country Music?
A: Every time they hear Ho-Down the Niggers think someone shot their sister.

:D

[DoctorsAndEngineers]

A black boy was wondering what it would be like to be white. The little black sprog put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I get it now, I know what it is to be white." "How's that?" axed his Mammy. "Because I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you f*cking niggers!"


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[DoctorsAndEngineers]

What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.

[Moe_Gibbs]

These might be old, so sorry if they'[ve been already posted.

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Whoah, hey, where'd you get that thing?". The parrot says "Africa! They got millions of 'em!"

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Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)

[Sandy]

Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)

It's really, really hard to get too off-color on this site. :) And besides, what you posted is the truth.

If I were told that in order to keep living, I had to drill oil but had my choice, it doesn't matter how "beautiful" or least nigger-dropped a niggeress is. I'd make out my will.

Imagine walking into a room to find the door suddenly locking behind you, and Whoopi Goldberg, Orca Winfrey, Stacy Abrams, Lizzo, and Precious all arguing over who gets you first. I would seriously hope I had something on me to kill myself. They'd probably muh poosie and eat my corpse anyway, but at least I'd be dead.

[Kagman]

It's really, really hard to get too off-color on this site. :) And besides, what you posted is the truth.

If I were told that in order to keep living, I had to drill oil but had my choice, it doesn't matter how "beautiful" or least nigger-dropped a niggeress is. I'd make out my will.

Imagine walking into a room to find the door suddenly locking behind you, and Whoopi Goldberg, Orca Winfrey, Stacy Abrams, Lizzo, and Precious all arguing over who gets you first. I would seriously hope I had something on me to kill myself. They'd probably muh poosie and eat my corpse anyway, but at least I'd be dead.

Death is eminently preferable... You really know how to put up the worst case scenario!...

[haywood]

Death is eminently preferable... You really know how to put up the worst case scenario!...

Tru Dat!!

[tweakstick]

Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)

You can only fit three digits in a bowling ball. A nigger can fit the whole league in. They both smell like greasy nacho fries at best, though.

[ShitSkinScientist]

Human fairy tale:
Once upon a time, behind seven mountains, there was a king ...
Nigger fairy tale:
You motha fucka you won't believe this shit ...

[ShitSkinScientist]

Pupils come back to school after holidays.
Teacher says: "Hello, how have you been, Ann, tell us, please, what have you been doing."
Ann: "I played on the sand."
Teacher: "Great, if you manage to write the word "play" without any error I have a piece of cake here for you."
Teacher: "Jimmy, what have you been doing?"
Jimmy: "I was playing on the sand with Ann."
Teacher: "Nice, if you manage to write the word "sand" without any error I have a piece of cake here for you as well."
Teacher: "Leroy, please tell us what you have been doing."
Leroy: "I wanted to play on the sand with Jimmy and Ann, but they threw few stones at me and called me a nigger."
Teacher: "That was not nice from them, but don't be sad, if you can write "unprecedented racial discrimination" without any error, I have a piece of cake for you as well."

[ShitSkinScientist]

A teenaper goes and sees a poster saying:

Whites (with rubber): $20.00
Blacks (without rubber): $2.00

He goes home and says "Mom, give me money, I go to the brothel, there is no racism there, there blacks go for only $2.00 without rubber, and whites have to pay $20.00 and use the rubber."
Mom: "You stupid one, that's not a brothel, that's a bungee-jumping."

[ShitSkinScientist]

At an ancient British mansion:
Servant: "My Lord, the news are a black man has been elected president in the USA."
Lord: "Well, I guess his master is going to be happy about it."

[ShitSkinScientist]

What you get when you crossbreed a nigger with an octopus?
Whatever it could be, it should be pretty efficient in cotton picking.

[haywood]

What you get when you crossbreed a nigger with an octopus?
Whatever it could be, it should be pretty efficient in cotton picking.

It's got NIGGER dna. I don't think so!!