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Whitey Ford
04-13-2020, 09:49 PM
Former NFL quarterback Tarvaris Jackson has died in a car crash

Can't wait for the toxicology report on this. I bet this moolie was higher than a hippie in a helicopter.
https://i.imgur.com/brHy1n6.gif

Former NFL quarterback Tarvaris Jackson died in a car crash in Alabama on Sunday night. He was 36 years old.

Jackson was killed when the 2012 Chevrolet Camaro he was driving "left the roadway, struck a tree, and overturned," a spokesperson for the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency told CNN.
The former Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks quarterback was transported to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. The crash occurred about 7 miles south of Montgomery, his hometown.


Jackson leaves behind his wife Lakitta and three children, Tarvaris, Takayla and Tyson.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/13/us/tarvaris-jackson-died-car-accident-trnd/index.html

Whitey Ford
04-13-2020, 10:10 PM
PICS
https://i.imgur.com/hauI77W.png

https://i.imgur.com/Nkg4v7H.png

CreepyAssNigger
04-13-2020, 10:15 PM
They should have left the nigger and transported the Camaro to the hospital.

tweakstick
04-13-2020, 11:08 PM
Well...

I was going to ask if the Camaro was going to be OK but I see by the pics that it was, like every game involving a nigger quarterback, a hopeless and total loss.

Sycamore sack!

LeeRoy Jenkums
04-14-2020, 12:02 AM
Well...

I was going to ask if the Camaro was going to be OK but I see by the pics that it was, like every game involving a nigger quarterback, a hopeless and total loss.

Sycamore sack!

:ROFL

haywood
04-14-2020, 10:08 AM
Well...

I was going to ask if the Camaro was going to be OK but I see by the pics that it was, like every game involving a nigger quarterback, a hopeless and total loss.

Sycamore sack!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH that SMELL!! Oh wait, that was an oak tree and the human Gary Rossington survived!! I wonder what the nigger was on when that happened?

Bottle_of_Hate
04-15-2020, 08:34 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH that SMELL!! Oh wait, that was an oak tree and the human Gary Rossington survived!! I wonder what the nigger was on when that happened?

Nothing. He was driving at high speed away from a now hiring sign when a job application flew onto the windshield. After seizing up and losing all control of bodily function, the car swerved off the road and hit the tree.

IseDaDiva
04-15-2020, 09:59 PM
So has the grieving widow set up a GoGibsMuh fund yet?

haywood
04-16-2020, 08:30 AM
Nothing. He was driving at high speed away from a now hiring sign when a job application flew onto the windshield. After seizing up and losing all control of bodily function, the car swerved off the road and hit the tree.

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! GOOD one.