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Whitey Ford
03-10-2020, 02:21 PM
Las Cruces woman driving stolen vehicle claims to be Beyoncé


https://i.imgur.com/P8uBpWQ.jpg

A woman caught driving a stolen vehicle early Saturday morning, allegedly told police she was pop singer Beyoncé Knowles.


At the time of her arrest, Henry had a municipal bench warrant issued for failing to appear.


Police report Henry told the officer she found the keys in the vehicle and decided to take it for a joy ride. She also allegedly told police that she didn't stop driving when she saw the emergency lights because she didn't feel like it.

https://www.lcsun-news.com/story/news/2020/03/09/alleged-car-thief-claims-pop-singer-beyonce-knowles/5001091002/

Buck Simian
03-10-2020, 03:49 PM
Its not her? Honestly i can't tell the difference, they all look the same to me. Line up Beyonce, Serena Williams, Mike Tyson and the nigger in this article side by side and i could not tell which is which.

deadmann83
03-10-2020, 04:30 PM
Awww man Beyonce really let itself go hahaha

tweakstick
03-11-2020, 02:38 AM
^^^While Gorilliams looks like Tyson, I'm pretty sure Tyson is the one with the face tattoos.

IseDaDiva
03-11-2020, 10:30 AM
Its not her? Honestly i can't tell the difference, they all look the same to me. Line up Beyonce, Serena Williams, Mike Tyson and the nigger in this article side by side and i could not tell which is which.

:lol It's like they're all the same nigger with different wigs.