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LeeRoy Jenkums
12-27-2019, 02:58 AM
Can't make this shit up :

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CreepyAssNigger
12-27-2019, 12:15 PM
They actually SHOULD have a program in place where niggers receive reward money when they turn themselves in.

They would still end up being sent to nigger university, but it would be an excellent method of getting them off of the streets.

The money could be put into an account that is used to pay for legal fees/fines, and what is left could be put into the nigger's nigger university account for snacks or whatever.

tweakstick
12-27-2019, 12:55 PM
They actually SHOULD have a program in place where niggers receive reward money when they turn themselves in.

They would still end up being sent to nigger university, but it would be an excellent method of getting them off of the streets.

The money could be put into an account that is used to pay for legal fees/fines, and what is left could be put into the nigger's nigger university account for snacks or whatever.

I'm all for getting them off the streets but the nigger should see not one damn red dime until restitution to it's victims has been paid first.

Legal stuff last. Maybe if OJ's legal team didn't get paid so much it would have gotten the jenkem juice like it deserved, not spent the next couple of decades ooking for the real killers on the golf course. Looking was auto-corrected because I was talking about OJ.

Midder Peenud Hayed
12-27-2019, 07:19 PM
How many times have we read stories about LEA's making offers of free niggerball tickets (rap "concerts", etc...) to niggers with active warrants? The niggers show up at some hotel conference facility to collect, and the cops slap on the cuffs :lol

CreepyAssNigger
12-27-2019, 07:27 PM
How many times have we read stories about LEA's making offers of free niggerball tickets (rap "concerts", etc...) to niggers with active warrants? The niggers show up at some hotel conference facility to collect, and the cops slap on the cuffs :lol

What would be hilarious is if they had a hotel conference room reserved, with a table FILLED with KFC, and as soon as the niggers entered, they would get pawcuffed.

And then they would just be sitting on the ground (hidden slightly out of sight), watching other niggers get pawcuffed, smelling that delicious KFC, but being unable to eat any of it.

Midder Peenud Hayed
12-27-2019, 07:33 PM
@ CAN... :lmao

jenkemfactory
12-27-2019, 10:16 PM
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NO THANKS!

LeeRoy Jenkums
12-28-2019, 01:45 AM
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NO THANKS!

ROFL wise choice. Should come with an eye bleach warning, as that is one especially hideous niggerbeast.

Sandy
12-28-2019, 01:11 PM
How many times have we read stories about LEA's making offers of free niggerball tickets (rap "concerts", etc...) to niggers with active warrants? The niggers show up at some hotel conference facility to collect, and the cops slap on the cuffs :lol

How about the reverse, when a politicial like Oildriller de Blasio wants to reward criminals.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/criminals-first-de-blasio-giving-away-900-mets-tickets-to-convicts-seriously

dindu
01-06-2020, 06:42 PM
Where would the money for this program come from? I don't want my tax paid money going to a nigger.

IseDaDiva
01-06-2020, 08:02 PM
Can't make this shit up :

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Just when you think you heard it all. It really can't get any better than this. What a perfect looking specimen, too. :rofl

tweakstick
01-06-2020, 08:13 PM
Just when you think you heard it all. It really can't get any better than this. What a perfect looking specimen, too. :rofl

Every time I see that nigger's face I can almost hear the words coming out of it's jenk-hole:

"Whuutchoo meanz I cain gets no rewoadz moneez muffuguhhz?

It looks for all the world like the cops had the camera at the ready just waiting to tell it the bad news when they took the shot.

Dem cops muss be raysiss an' sheeit!

LeeRoy Jenkums
01-06-2020, 11:44 PM
Every time I see that nigger's face I can almost hear the words coming out of it's jenk-hole:

"Whuutchoo meanz I cain gets no rewoadz moneez muffuguhhz?

It looks for all the world like the cops had the camera at the ready just waiting to tell it the bad news when they took the shot.

Dem cops muss be raysiss an' sheeit!


I'm all for getting them off the streets but the nigger should see not one damn red dime until restitution to it's victims has been paid first.

Legal stuff last. Maybe if OJ's legal team didn't get paid so much it would have gotten the jenkem juice like it deserved, not spent the next couple of decades ooking for the real killers on the golf course. Looking was auto-corrected because I was talking about OJ.

It's really not a bad idea, though.

Niggers turn themselves in for dah rewards. They'll get one piece of fried chigguns, a glass of grape drank, and then it's off to NU. After all restitution, court costs and niglet support is paid up, then they get the remainder on their books for blue magic hair gel, zoo-zoos, and wham-whams.

The reality is, the reward will never be more than the restitution, court costs, and back-niglet support.

So, really, we'd just get some more fucking niggers off the streets. Win-win.