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Whitey Ford
12-23-2019, 01:52 AM
Crocodile bites a hunter on the (you know what) after he stepped on the 4.5m reptile while mistaking it for a log - as he reveals how he frantically punched the reptile on the nose to escape

Now that poor crocodile is going to have to get tested for HIV!


A man was bitten on the groin by a saltwater crocodile off the coast of the Northern Territory after he stepped on the reptile while wading through shallow water.

Elston Lami Lami was hunting through murky water near Minjilang on Croker Island at 12.30pm on Saturday when he stepped on what he thought was a submerged log.

The 42-year-old quickly realised what he was standing on - and the reptile stayed still beneath his foot.

After waiting for around 15 seconds, the crocodile aggressively flipped Mr Lami Lami and bit him on his upper right leg.



He freed himself after kicking the animal with his other leg, before the crocodile attacked again, biting him on the groin.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7620877/Crocodile-bites-man-PENIS-hunter-mistakenly-trod-reptile-shallow-water.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

Cat fur allergic
12-23-2019, 01:58 AM
Someone send a great white hunter to put the poor creature out of its misery :p.
I mean the croc not the nigger.

Rape Ape
12-23-2019, 04:23 PM
Poor croc. I con only imagine all of the shit it's getting now from the other crocs for sucking a nigger's dick. :lmao