CreepyAssNigger
12-11-2019, 04:16 PM
First, a question: What do you call the world's most powerful and richest nigger?
Answer: "Nigger."
https://www.newsweek.com/chicago-driver-killed-driveby-1451284
This is an old one, but it always makes me laugh.
A Chicago man is believed to have accidentally shot the driver of the car he was traveling in dead, in what police are calling a drive-by shooting gone wrong.
Jake Lee was in da front passengah seat of a vehicle bein' driven by Matthew Gibson, a nigger, aroun' park manor in da city's south side on sunday mornin' when it pulled up alongside a white suv in west 71st street, fox 32 reported.
Lee then used a .40 calibah hi point to fire at da suv, but instead accidentally shot Gibson, a nigger, in da head. A 22-year-old nigger was also injured in da shooting, accordin' to cook county prosecutors.
Gibson, who was 26 and self identified as a nigger, still managed to drive on fo anothah two miles to da 6700 block of south marshfield. He died and received batwings at da christ medical centah hospital da followin' day.
da chicago sun-times reported dat Lee has been charged wit aggravated battery wit a firearm, an' be expected to face a count of murdah. He latah admitted to officaz dat "he may gots gotten sum shots off," an' his right hand had tested positive fo gunshot residue and muh dik juice.
https://i.imgur.com/5ehtPDr.jpg
Answer: "Nigger."
https://www.newsweek.com/chicago-driver-killed-driveby-1451284
This is an old one, but it always makes me laugh.
A Chicago man is believed to have accidentally shot the driver of the car he was traveling in dead, in what police are calling a drive-by shooting gone wrong.
Jake Lee was in da front passengah seat of a vehicle bein' driven by Matthew Gibson, a nigger, aroun' park manor in da city's south side on sunday mornin' when it pulled up alongside a white suv in west 71st street, fox 32 reported.
Lee then used a .40 calibah hi point to fire at da suv, but instead accidentally shot Gibson, a nigger, in da head. A 22-year-old nigger was also injured in da shooting, accordin' to cook county prosecutors.
Gibson, who was 26 and self identified as a nigger, still managed to drive on fo anothah two miles to da 6700 block of south marshfield. He died and received batwings at da christ medical centah hospital da followin' day.
da chicago sun-times reported dat Lee has been charged wit aggravated battery wit a firearm, an' be expected to face a count of murdah. He latah admitted to officaz dat "he may gots gotten sum shots off," an' his right hand had tested positive fo gunshot residue and muh dik juice.
https://i.imgur.com/5ehtPDr.jpg