Four of five nogs rockfish when teenaper drives into the C&D canal

[Cracka Jack]

Tragic! :lol

Groid convoy takes the wrong exit of DE RT1, YT juju GPS gets them all confused.. Teenaper feetsballer then drives into the canal. 4 bucks good. One future felon factory evaded her :traybat wings.

The hero rockfish that took three of it's groidal with it. Seems it liked carp! :lol

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https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/local/2019/10/08/father-says-suv-plunged-into-c-d-canal-after-family-got-lost/3906066002/

[IseDaDiva]

The state trooper immediately stripped down to his underwear and jumped in the water in an effort to find the submerged vehicle

Meanwhile, the Pappy stands there doing nothing for 15 minutes.

[Rape Ape]

What a tragedy! The Bat Fairy got cheated out of one more pair of wings. :lol

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The one that lived must have had 5% roach DNA. You can't drown those things either.

[Sudisease]

A school of rockfish. It's hard to believe even niggers would be stupid enough to drive into a canal because the GPS told them to. Sounds like they were taking turns muh-diking the sheboon when one of them leaned on the handbrake

[Groid_Rage]

They need a separate Darwin Award category just for these ridiculously stupid apes
:duh

[Cracka Jack]

The missing rockfish carcass has been dredged out. Still awaiting assessment of damage to fish and crabs in the canal.

http://firststateupdate.com/2019/10/police-confirm-child-found-in-the-c-d-canal-thursday-is-the-missing-child-from-sundays-accident/