1300lb sandmonkey ordered by Saudi Arabia HNIC to lose weight, has to be forklifted out of home

[Whitey Ford]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvHlSb6G4Vg

[DJ Stoopnig]

Amazing, but as they said in the video there was one who was even heavier: John Minnoch.


Jon Brower Minnoch (September 29, 1941 – September 10, 1983) was an American man who, at his peak weight, was the heaviest human being ever recorded, weighing 1,400 lb (635 kilograms; 100 stone). This additionally makes him the largest known primate ever to have lived, exceeding the upper estimated size of Gigantopithecus


...he broke a record for the greatest difference in weight between a married couple when he married his 110-lb (50 kg) wife Jeannette and later fathered two children.

How the fuck did he do that? And how did he find a fucking wife?

:duh

[Cracka Jack]

That would make an awful lot of candles, or soap.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

110 pound wife? I bet he takes a shit that size.

[DJ Stoopnig]

...and what's with the table cloths on their heads?

8675

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

110 pound wife? I bet he takes a shit that size.

LMMFLWAO!!!

:rofl

[SC Anemia]

And how did he find a fucking wife?


A disability check.

Oh wait, Saudi...never mind.

[DJ Stoopnig]

A disability check.

Man I need to get one of those.