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IseDaDiva
08-21-2019, 11:46 AM
So not only is bestiality endorsed, but also obesity.

https://i.imgur.com/uU79kTj.jpg

LeeRoy Jenkums
08-21-2019, 11:55 AM
The Big Fig...for burners and nigs.

SC Anemia
08-21-2019, 12:22 PM
Actually I have to give them props for getting the casting right. You know how you'll see a commercial advertising say...some outdoor sporting or camping equipment and they show some smoking hot model dressed ridiculously and in 6" heels. Just an impossible scenario right off the bat?

Well this company got it right at least with the big ol' buffalo assed, ugly white heifer. :lol

Ignatow
08-21-2019, 01:19 PM
I remember "Big Fig" as a Fig Newtons mascot eons ago when I was young. Funny, prior to this thread, that memory just popped into my mind after being dormant for decades. I now need psychotherapy to dissociate a fond memory with this new nigger-mudshark abomination.

IseDaDiva
08-21-2019, 02:18 PM
Well this company got it right at least with the big ol' buffalo assed, ugly white heifer

The perfect mudshark: Grossly obese, tons of makeup, microbladed brows and even a ring in its nose like a prime sow. Imagine the smell in that oversized fart sack with her and her lardbucket nigger wallowing in it?


Here's a hurl worth pic
Oh, hell.

IseDaDiva
08-21-2019, 03:26 PM
Check out the "Purple Claw Paws" on the sow - far right

And the fake eyelashes looking like smashed tarantulas and the wigs and the trowled-on makeup and the way they display their huge udders. Do big fat sows really think they're sexy?

I guess that mattress For Big Boons is legit. It's holding up under half a ton of greasy nigger meat.

Sandy
08-21-2019, 04:05 PM
Here's a hurl worth pic :vomit

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Ten seconds of sitting, and the mattress is deformed forever. It's impossible to engineer springs that can support weight like that. Nothing short of 12 inches of solid metal would do.

nan3000
08-21-2019, 04:08 PM
It seems the company knows who to market to![emoji23]

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DJ Stoopnig
08-21-2019, 04:14 PM
I remember "Big Fig" as a Fig Newtons mascot eons ago when I was young. Funny, prior to this thread, that memory just popped into my mind after being dormant for decades. I now need psychotherapy to dissociate a fond memory with this new nigger-mudshark abomination.

Here's the tricky part...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=klhLmoA2fks

DJ Stoopnig
08-21-2019, 04:42 PM
If you make an outfit out of a table cloth, then you can just eat right off it...brilliant!

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TheOrganGrinder
08-21-2019, 07:14 PM
Comming to an alley near you.8525

Sudisease
08-21-2019, 07:31 PM
8517


Big Nig Mattress. Now the sows are on board it's time to park the car.

Cracka Jack
08-21-2019, 07:39 PM
Remember when products where advertised aiming for the Great American WHITE Middle Class society?