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SC Anemia
08-17-2019, 08:47 PM
HORRY COUNTY, S.C. - A lightning strike nearly hit a South Carolina man Thursday, Romulus McNeill was walking to his car, while holding an umbrella, in Horry County when a bolt of lightning struck close by.


Video captured the moment that almost knocked him off his feet.


https://youtu.be/F3X3n9PkdCQ

Damnit!
Cracka Jack
08-17-2019, 09:02 PM
God hates niggers too... God didn't create niggers. Satan did. Satan shat every and all niggers out of his sulfur encrusted asshole.
DJ Stoopnig
08-17-2019, 09:30 PM
That's what you get when you carry a metal umbrella in an electrical storm. By the way, who the fuck has a purple umbrella? That nigger looked like this:

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IseDaDiva
08-17-2019, 09:52 PM
"Romulus"? :rolleyes:
Sandy
08-17-2019, 10:20 PM
Old joke Sandman Sr. told me:

There was a priest who'd swear at his really bad shots on the golf course, and one day after going into the water, he yelled out, "GOD DAMN IT, I MISSED!"

Suddenly there was a huge bolt of lightning that hit the ground 20 feet away. The priest was fine. Then a voice came out of the clouds: "I DAMN IT, I MISSED!"
SC Anemia
08-17-2019, 11:04 PM
"Romulus"? :rolleyes:

Weren't those like Star Trek bad guys or something?

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TheOrganGrinder
08-18-2019, 03:46 AM
Someone needs to get that nigger a taller umbrella with an antenna on top !
Cracka Jack
08-18-2019, 07:43 AM
Someone needs to get that nigger a taller umbrella with an antenna on top !

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DJ Stoopnig
08-18-2019, 01:08 PM
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Hahaha!

A lot of times when we write "LOL" we don't mean that we actually laughed out loud. Your post made me actually LOL!

:nelson
haywood
08-18-2019, 03:19 PM
"Romulus"? :rolleyes:

He beez Roman n' sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:unigger:rofl:fac epalm:tucker
MineEvolved
08-18-2019, 04:31 PM
Weren't those like Star Trek bad guys or something?

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Yes and no. According to ancient Roman mythology, Romulus and Remus were twin brothers who were the founders of the city of Rome. Which makes a nigger named Romulus even funnier, since niggers today still can't work in marble or stone. Or describe a right angle. Or use a level or plumb. Or speak correctly. Basically, anything a Roman could do, a nigger couldn't, except wave a fan, or serve grapes to their master.
haywood
08-18-2019, 05:29 PM
Yes and no. According to ancient Roman mythology, Romulus and Remus were twin brothers who were the founders of the city of Rome. Which makes a nigger named Romulus even funnier, since niggers today still can't work in marble or stone. Or describe a right angle. Or use a level or plumb. Or speak correctly. Basically, anything a Roman could do, a nigger couldn't, except wave a fan, or serve grapes to their master.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always call a heavy set nigger a "silverback" and a skinny one an "Uncle Remus!":unigger:rofl:gorilla:facepalm