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Whitey Ford
07-07-2019, 01:54 PM
Katie Price flashed her boobs at Boris Johnson at ‘outrageous’ dinner party hosted by Russian billionaire

I'm rooting for Boris to be the next PM. I'm thinking his political enemies hired this nasty mudshark skank to blind him and thus hamper his campaign.

https://i.imgur.com/K6lm7nO.jpg
Katie Price sans makeup.


Actress Joan Collins who was a guest at the bash said: “At a dinner party once, I sat opposite Boris Johnson, who was seated next to a buxom reality star.

“She was so proud of her massive new chest that she asked the gentleman on the other side of her, ‘Would you like to see my new boobs?’


Stunned fellow guests said the whole table fell silent before Price was escorted away and was not seen again for the rest of the weekend.


The source added: “Lebedev looked very uneasy. Price was quickly escorted from the table to the kitchen by one of Lebedev’s ex-SAS bodyguards.”

The observer said she was not seen again that weekend by any of the guests.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9453136/katie-price-flashed-boobs-boris-johnson/

Sandy
07-07-2019, 04:55 PM
Good lord, she's lived longer than the typical mudshark, so you can really see her genetic mutations from lying with a nigger.

Tar Remover
07-17-2019, 05:18 AM
I can definitely see the APE features evolving......

Odin's balls
07-17-2019, 07:20 AM
Rancid skank with a fur burger resembling a bill poster's bucket.

Bottle_of_Hate
07-17-2019, 08:59 AM
Years from now she will claim this was rape.

Tar Remover
07-31-2019, 09:17 AM
Rancid skank with a fur burger resembling a bill poster's bucket.:rofl

MineEvolved
08-01-2019, 02:22 AM
Look at those eyebrows.....that Minwax varnish really does hold up well, doesn't it?

NotThatGuy
08-01-2019, 12:23 PM
I am waiting for her mongoloid kid, Harvey, to go full on buck on her.