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Buck Simian
07-06-2019, 04:57 PM
A severely decomposed body found surrounded by alligators in Lake Maggiore on the Fourth of July has been identified as 16-year-old Jarvis Deliford.

Oh but it gets better than that:


Deliford went missing June 29, the day he left a juvenile detention facility in Clearwater where he was sent for violating probation related to an earlier burglary arrest, said police Lt. Matthew Furse.
The teen cut off his ankle monitor that evening in his mother’s home on Paris Avenue, jumped out a second-floor window and ran away. :lol

And of course the family thinks there is foul play involved. No doubt evil YT killed the boy and dumped his body for the alligators to eat:


Laporsha Smalls, 27, isn’t so sure. She thinks someone killed Deliford.
“Jarvis isn’t an ordinary child. He doesn’t go to beaches, he doesn’t even play around water. He doesn’t know how to swim,” Smalls said. “They left him there to die, and to get eaten by alligators.”

https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/body-found-near-alligators-in-st-petersburg-lake-identified-as-16-year-old-boy-20190706/

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/07/06/police-id-body-found-july-4-in-lake-maggiore

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Odin's balls
07-06-2019, 05:08 PM
I think that ticked all of the TNB boxes.

Are the aligators ok?

Rape Ape
07-06-2019, 05:21 PM
Poor gators. I don't think they're capable of reaching around to lick their asses to get the taste out, either. Someone should offer it some mouthwash to gargle. :lol

IseDaDiva
07-06-2019, 05:42 PM
“Jarvis isn’t an ordinary child. He doesn’t go to beaches, he doesn’t even play around water. He doesn’t know how to swim,” Smalls said.

And this made Jarvis so different from other niggers how?

Eaten by alligators. :lol

SC Anemia
07-06-2019, 06:05 PM
The family tells us Deliford did not have insurance and they need help paying for his funeral.

They are working on setting up a GoFundMe page for anyone who would like to donate.​

Of course. :bert Ever hear of ANY 16 year old nigger with life insurance? For that matter any fambly that didn't axe for :gibs for a burial?

Cracka Jack
07-06-2019, 07:00 PM
The family tells us Deliford did not have insurance and they need help paying for his funeral.

They are working on setting up a GoFundMe page for anyone who would like to donate.​

Throw the carcass back in the swamp. Problem solved.

Ignatow
07-06-2019, 09:17 PM
Jarvis just fulfilled his destiny as alligator bait.

Whitey Ford
07-06-2019, 10:52 PM
And of course the family thinks there is foul play involved. No doubt evil YT killed the boy and dumped his body for the alligators to eat:



https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/body-found-near-alligators-in-st-petersburg-lake-identified-as-16-year-old-boy-20190706/

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/07/06/police-id-body-found-july-4-in-lake-maggiore

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Alligators like to ambush their prey when they are near water. Then they grab them, drag them under water and drown them.

Although the alligator has a heavy body and a slow metabolism, it is capable of short bursts of speed, especially in very short lunges. Alligators' main prey are smaller animals they can kill and eat with a single bite. They may kill larger prey by grabbing it and dragging it into the water to drown. Alligators consume food that cannot be eaten in one bite by allowing it to rot, or by biting and then spinning or convulsing wildly until bite-sized chunks are torn off. This is referred to as a "death roll". Critical to the alligator's ability to initiate a death roll, the tail must flex to a significant angle relative to its body. An alligator with an immobilized tail cannot perform a death roll.[23]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator

Since the alligator failed to consume the nigger we can only surmise that niggers taste really, really bad.