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animal mother
05-06-2019, 10:37 AM
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/meghan-markle-prince-harry-welcome-first-child

Queenie must be sooo proud.


Britain's Prince Harry and Meghan Markle welcomed a bouncing baby boy early Monday morning, but Harry says they still haven't decided on his name.

How about Toby?

jenkemfactory
05-06-2019, 11:21 AM
where are the pictures of the ugly mutt?

White Orchid
05-06-2019, 11:25 AM
No pics of the freak of nature yet?

Rape Ape
05-06-2019, 01:39 PM
Behold! The Royal Butt Nugget! The now-and-future Coon of England! :lmao

jenkemfactory
05-06-2019, 02:08 PM
This will have to do for now

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Cracka Jack
05-06-2019, 03:39 PM
Hope that it's blacker than a coal mine. :lol

SC Anemia
05-06-2019, 03:57 PM
Do you suppose Odin's Balls is 4-5 Guinness deep by now?

:rofl

Whitey Ford
05-06-2019, 10:39 PM
The healthy baby boy was born at approximately 1:30 PM. It immediately began throwing gang signs, screaming 'bix nood' and demanding fried chicken and malt liquor. Then it produced a Sig Sauer P226 9mm handgun and demanded the attending physician's Rolex and all the nurses to hand over their jewelry. The police were notified, but they were all a bunch of nigger loving cucks and opted to do nothing.
https://i.imgur.com/DasTonM.jpg

They fetched the baby some FUBU baby clothes and Gerber baby formula malt liquor. Thus fortified with malt liquor the royal baby then began to bust mad freestyle rap jams for two straight hours which it then remixed and uploaded to soundcloud, a website much beloved by talentless ape 'aspiring rappers.'

https://i.imgur.com/T7aDiEp.jpg
Critics say the crude early remixes sound kind of like early tupac mixed the sound a garbage disposal makes when you drop a fork in it.

NotThatGuy
05-07-2019, 10:20 AM
Yet another child born that means absolutely shit to me.

jenkemfactory
05-07-2019, 10:57 AM
is it picking people's pockets yet?

Rape Ape
05-07-2019, 11:48 AM
is it picking people's pockets yet?

Hell, it's probably already stolen a bike and splashed acid on another niglet. :lol

Chimpwhipper
05-07-2019, 01:20 PM
I'm betting Little Chimpy will be inviting his posse over to wreck Windsor Castle as soon as it can crawl. It may have already started pimpin'

nigfreewisconsin
05-08-2019, 12:41 AM
There was a time the Brits were uptight about a prince marrying a divorced American and wouldn't allow it. Sound like good times.

eyeznteef
05-08-2019, 06:29 AM
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nwsAAOSw9~5ZUCn1/s-l1600.jpg

White Orchid
05-08-2019, 05:47 PM
The sprog now has a name:

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor

Buck Simian
05-08-2019, 08:08 PM
I hope the little fuck turns out to be another Harvey Price. They could call it the Royal Retard.

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Tar Remover
05-09-2019, 05:40 AM
Do you suppose Odin's Balls is 4-5 Guinness deep by now?

:rofl

At least 8....:lmao

Odin's balls
05-10-2019, 01:32 PM
At least 8....:lmao

How did you guess? :lol

Hopefully Queenie will do the only sensible thing left and banish the lot of them to some African shithole as 'ambassadors'.

Either way, Me-again has got her meal ticket for life and will be on a private jet back to the states as soon as her PR team think it is safe to do so.

Did I mention that we absolutely despise her over here?

Whitey Ford
05-10-2019, 10:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hFuSmMK.jpg

Cracka Jack
05-10-2019, 10:32 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hFuSmMK.jpg

Awesome!!!!!

:rofl

Whitey Ford
05-10-2019, 10:36 PM
Awesome!!!!!

:rofl

I thought so, too. One of my buddies on GAB sent me that and I ROTFLMAO for like 5 minutes. :thumb

NiggerHater
05-11-2019, 02:33 AM
No pics of the freak of nature yet?


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Tar Remover
05-13-2019, 12:45 AM
How did you guess? :lol

Hopefully Queenie will do the only sensible thing left and banish the lot of them to some African shithole as 'ambassadors'.

Either way, Me-again has got her meal ticket for life and will be on a private jet back to the states as soon as her PR team think it is safe to do so.

Did I mention that we absolutely despise her over here?:lol I could not in my wildest dreams imagine a Briton being good with a nigger princess.

Tar Remover
06-01-2019, 11:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hFuSmMK.jpgYES!!! :rofl