Chimpwhipper
05-03-2019, 01:16 PM
Yesterday as I left work at 1:30 I was stopped waiting for the light to change green when a scraggly 400 year old nigger sow starts across the 4 lane in front of me on a Mobility chair and with a dawg sitting on her lap. She almost made it across before the light changed, but there were people turning in front of her cutting her of from her objective, the corner convenience store.
I wondered why Aunt Ho-ronica was in such a hurry, and then it occurred to me, it's the first of the month. The sign at the store said "We accept EBT".
She was headed to spend some of my hard earned money on menthol Kools, a few gallons of King Cobra, and lottery tickets. She would probably block the counter while she did her 90 scratch offs, all the while imploring Jebus to let her win big, so she can buy more menthol Kools, King Cobra, and lottery tickets. I prayed for a cement truck to lose it's brakes and send this darker version of George Jefferson's mama to the Great Chitlin in the sky...
I wondered why Aunt Ho-ronica was in such a hurry, and then it occurred to me, it's the first of the month. The sign at the store said "We accept EBT".
She was headed to spend some of my hard earned money on menthol Kools, a few gallons of King Cobra, and lottery tickets. She would probably block the counter while she did her 90 scratch offs, all the while imploring Jebus to let her win big, so she can buy more menthol Kools, King Cobra, and lottery tickets. I prayed for a cement truck to lose it's brakes and send this darker version of George Jefferson's mama to the Great Chitlin in the sky...