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Buck Simian
04-29-2019, 10:06 PM
Actually she only kicked it around half way to the catcher but the media is eating it all up and predicting she is going to have a career in the major leagues.

https://www.fox9.com/news/adaptive-athlete-born-without-arms-throws-first-pitch-at-twins-game

I wish the guy in the mascot outfit would have thrown the ball back at her as hard as he could. Wanna impress me? Catch a fast ball!

Tar Remover
05-01-2019, 07:11 AM
I'm surprised she didn't try to launch it out of her muh-poosie. I saw a stripper do that with golf balls in Okinawa...….

Ignatow
05-02-2019, 01:53 PM
Now if could only replicate this sheboon's genes into all niggers, we'd have much less crimes. Niggers are useless anyway and they use their arms for nothing but crime.

zagnut
05-02-2019, 02:03 PM
I'm surprised she didn't try to launch it out of her muh-poosie. I saw a stripper do that with golf balls in Okinawa...….

I saw that with hard boiled eggs in downtown Pittsburgh. She would peel the eggs and then lube them up in her mouth before insertion. THen they played the ta-da-da-boom-de-yea music with one getting launched every de-yea. I laughed so hard I was thrown out of the place. The goons escorted me out stating I was disturbing the ladies act.

Rape Ape
05-02-2019, 02:52 PM
I'm surprised she didn't try to launch it out of her muh-poosie. I saw a stripper do that with golf balls in Okinawa...….

Dammit! You used to be able to google pretty much any video clip anywhere. I can't find a single one of the Brickleberry episode where Connie the Bulldyke launched bowling balls out of her poosie and knocked over a bunch of guys at the strip club. The first time I saw that scene I just about died laughing. :lmao

jenkemfactory
05-02-2019, 03:52 PM
Well, I guess she can't rob anyone. Hard to hold a gun with just her hind legs.

jenkemfactory
05-02-2019, 03:54 PM
Now if could only replicate this sheboon's genes into all niggers, we'd have much less crimes. Niggers are useless anyway and they use their arms for nothing but crime.

they have a lot of hand-less niggers in south america. down there, they chop off your hand if you steal. And, naturally, you only get two chances.

Rape Ape
05-02-2019, 05:47 PM
Actually, I'm surprised that it, being an ape, didn't just use it's hind hand to catch the ball and throw it back. :lmao

Tar Remover
05-04-2019, 12:32 PM
Well, I guess she can't rob anyone. Hard to hold a gun with just her hind legs.

A nigger will ALWAYS find a way.

Tar Remover
05-04-2019, 12:35 PM
I saw that with hard boiled eggs in downtown Pittsburgh. She would peel the eggs and then lube them up in her mouth before insertion. THen they played the ta-da-da-boom-de-yea music with one getting launched every de-yea. I laughed so hard I was thrown out of the place. The goons escorted me out stating I was disturbing the ladies act.

Good work!:rofl

Tar Remover
05-04-2019, 12:37 PM
Actually, I'm surprised that it, being an ape, didn't just use it's hind hand to catch the ball and throw it back. :lmao:lmao

Monkeybash
05-05-2019, 01:44 PM
Remember when a nigger mayor threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqNri9u4uqU&feature=youtu.be

SC Anemia
05-05-2019, 03:13 PM
Remember when a nigger mayor threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqNri9u4uqU&feature=youtu.be

:nelson

jenkemfactory
05-05-2019, 10:25 PM
A nigger will ALWAYS find a way.

In south america, she can rob a total of four times. of course, there is a theoretical maximum of five times.

Tar Remover
05-06-2019, 04:18 AM
:lol