500 "teens" run amok through downtown Chicago

[Mushmouth]

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/04/17/hundreds-of-teens-run-through-downtown-chicago-fighting-and-disobeying-police/

[Rape Ape]

A mid-sized groidle.

[Master Sergeant]

No more letting Norwegian exchange students in.

[Sandy]

They're just so excited from celebrating their college graduation, prior to going to medical school so they can cure cancer.

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

That site is a real TNB-fest.

[Cracka Jack]

I've got a solution for that........ Best just keep it a secret.

[Ignatow]

The future no-talent Obama children.

[Tar Remover]

I noticed there was not one leaf left on any of the trees.