Spiritually Bulletproofed Nigger Gets Beaten To Death With Blunt Objects...

[MineEvolved]

This is nigger comedy gold...actual headline:


How Dogged Youth Leader Was Killed After Bullets Refused To Enter His Body


It was gathered that after being lured, several bullets were fired at Ernest but none could penetrate his body due to his ‘spiritual fortification’. The thugs were said to have then attacked him with wood, bottles and other weapons until he became extremely weak and later died.

No single bullet wound was found on his body which was paraded by his alleged killers.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/04/ebinebi-ernest-beaten-to-death-after-bullet-refused-to-penetrate-his-body.html

[jenkemfactory]

I was going to say they were lousy marksmen.
But no. Not at all. The spiritual nigger was bulletproof.
Yes, all niggers are bulletproof and they can fly.

[Odin's balls]

The magic bullet proof nigger R&D finally paid off.

Or the local witchdoctor came down long enough and remembered to shake the chicken in the right direction.

[Sandy]

Rasputinigger?